Punch line only

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  1. DayPlay3

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    Simple, just the punch line of your favorite joke, if they know it, they will laugh.

    ""Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"
     
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    The Screwdriver responds, "You have a drink named Murray?"
     
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    "so he drove her to Terre Haute!"
     
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    The blonde finally found her drivers lic. and turned back around, she saw the cop's zipper down and said "is this another one of those alchohol breath tests."
     
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    "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."
     
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    And we're called the Aristocrats!
     
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    I'll have a coke.