4th Grader Suspended for Weapon Charges. Ah now what is this weapon you ask? Was it a gun? No. A knife? No. A club? No. A Molotov Cocktail? No. A sword? No. A chainsaw? Cool, but no. An ice pick? *sigh* No. A rabid ferret? Okay, now we're getting desperate. A trained attack Tyrannosaurus? Ummm ... NO. It was in fact a ... drumroll please ... A broken pencil sharpener. Wait ... a WHAT?! Ummmm ... yeah, because this is productive use of the cop's time. They will make an example of you to better create passive sheep in their midst. The individual is not important ... all that is important is that the masses get their dose of indoctrination. Christ, I hate public schools.