Prenups?

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  1. FlaminFrancesca

    FlaminFrancesca New Member

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    Oh my... I got this link from one of the political newsletters I receive, and it cracked me up... Its sick and perverted, so I figured I'd post it!
    Its a prenuptial contract that was submitted by a wife as evidence that her husband, accused of kidnapping her, just isn't quite right in the head...
    enjoy!
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html
     
  2. SpanishPrisoner

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    ehm... even after seeing this prenup she still got married to that guy?:lol
     
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    FlaminFrancesca New Member

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    I was thinking the same thing... although the lawyer points out she didn't sign it... hahaha
     
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    well, sure she didn't sign it. otherwise she really would have deserved to be such a toy, even tho it's just disgusting.

    :D
     
  5. Ryan

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    That gave me a good laugh.
     
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    Is it wrong that I just want to shoot people like that? And I don't mean like kill him, I mean like Knees and elbows... Enjoy life asshole!
     
  7. Ryan

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    Anyone want want to marry me? I got a prenup for you to sign. :lol
     
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    yes! I want to marry you.

    btw, in that prenup you are sex-slave and I am the master :dgrin
     
  9. Ryan

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    Gay marriage in Washington is illegal. Next.. :flip
     
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    we got it here in switzerland, very new... you should take sacrifices and come here! :haha
     
  11. Ryan

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    I'll move to the middle east. Multiple marriages are a custom. :brow
     
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    yeah and a lot of hotties there worthy only a few camels... :bow
     
  13. Liz83

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    Funny! Poor woman.
     
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    poor woman? she obviously lost her mind too since she married that guy knowing of the prenup before. :poke

    I would say poor man! if someone is so fucked up and actually writes such a contract for serious then he gone thru some bad years in his life to be like that :tard :party
     
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    vry funny!