These made me chuckle, and no I didn't write them. They're copied/pasted from this website. Here's one I can relate to personally :brow : On the internet they found romance, That put both in a hot sexual trance, But each had a gripe, About having to type, With a hand stuck down into their pants. Love this one: In convertibles she was quite brash, When she put her feet up on the dash. As a trucker drove by, Her bare crotch caught his eye, And four people were killed in the crash. And this one's a little dated but still funny: It started on Capitol Hill, That the right has gone in for the kill. A Starr fell from the sky, Will slick Willie slide by, And does Monica's dress show a spill? This one :rofl : With the heat of their passion quite high, In the dark she had grabbed the K-Y, But her burning desire, Quickly set him on fire, When she smeared that Ben-Gay on the guy. I'm sure some :sf members can relate to this one. On Viagra was old man Muldoon, When he went on his third honeymoon. Morning coffee was brewin', When he started in screwin', And he finished at twelve o'clock noon. And finally...: There once was a woman named Sutton, Who played night and day with her button. When asked why she did, She mentioned her id, And confessed to just being a glutton.