Porn Pet Peeves

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  1. Barbwire

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    I've been on a porn kick this past week or so, watching more than I usually do, and I wonder why I even bother. It's getting harder and harder for me to find stuff that is stimulating to me but without driving me batty at the same time.

    One of my pet peeves are the sounds the women make and how they overreact to even the slightest touch.

    So, what bugs you about porn?
     
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    A plot is OK. But I hate when they try to get too into a story. If I wanted to see a plot heavy movie I would have gone to blockbuster. I hate having a sex scene get over only to have to watch ten minutes of storyline. I know I can hit fast forward but it kills the mood if I'm watching with my wife. Nothing worse than stopping what we are doing to hit the FF button. :)
     
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    I hate how fake the women look. All the plastic surgery like breast implants and even when they have their labias trimmed. They wear this awful makeup.
    I think the men look grubby. I've never been physically attracted to anyone in porn.
    It took me a while to figure out what the women were doing. I didn't realize they were "having an orgasm". I was just like wtf is this shit?
    I hate lesbian porn because these girls are all clearly not actual lesbians. They look so passionless. Like being with a woman could excite them less.
    I tend to prefer gay porn because the men seem to be more into it. I am bisexual and attracted to both men and women though. But idk, maybe there's some porn aimed at women that's better.
     
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    I tend to make porny noises without even intending to. It kind of annoys me but my boyfriend enjoys it.
     
  5. Barbwire

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    I agree about the fugly men in straight porn but the guys in gay porn...mmmm!
     
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    I agree with your entire post CL. Very hard to find anything arousing. As for the women's sounds, I agree and the worse are the Japanese vids. The women (actually most look like early teenagers) appear to always be in pain - no enjoyment at all. Maybe that's what oriental guys like, I dunno.

    And aren't there more than 3 positions? One favorite seems to be one of the "spooning" positions where the guy is behind her facing her backside, holding up one of her legs. Gotta be pretty uncomfortable and unnatural but I guess it's for the camera so you can always see their parts.

    The other thing that can't be that common is the blow job after anal sex. YEECH!
     
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    In all, the women make more noice then a dragster going 300mph and you can clearly tell they are just acting. The guys are just as bad with some off them making it sound like it's painful when they bust a nut. Unless it's Ron Jeremy pounding away on some unsuspecting girl with a really tight pussy, why all the screams and then no laying in a pile of a exhausted mess after a good orgasm. I haven't seen a porn yet where things happen spontaniously, then again, that might show intimacy and the film makers don't want that because more time is involved for starters. Just some of my views on it!!
     
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    Well in all my years of having sex, I have never once pulled out of my girl and had her get on her knees so I could jack off into her mouth. Have I been doing it wrong? That seems to be the norm in porn.
     
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    I hate it when the men pull out and shoot off ON her instead of IN her. I just feel unsatisfied, like sex isn't finished when they do that. I can imagine the women might demand more money for taking the cum in them, maybe that's part of it (I wouldn't want those nasty fuckers cumming in me either:lol).

    I never watch a facial, just click off the vid when I see it coming.:ugh And as i said in the last thread about it, spitting is just gross and needless. Giant dicks; I don't much care for that. Maybe if I had one.:eyes

    Shoes and socks. I especially don't like it when women wear tennis shoes. Big old tall whore shoes are stupid looking too, but nice regular heels and thigh high hose on women are sexy for the visuals. When my wife tried it with me in real life, I decided I liked her with just hose, they feel good wrapped around my hips.

    And a lot of the other stuff already mentioned.
     
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    How about they just dive into anal sex with no prep at all? In real life there is a bit of working up to insertion to make it relatively pain free. In porn a guy slams his 8" cock in a woman with doing nothing more than spitting on it for lube. :ugh

    It would be nice if the women actually had orgasms, but I'd even settle for more fake ones. Seems to me it's all about the men coming with no consideration if the woman gets off or even just appears to.
     
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    I find the violence a turn off. Like slapping the girl during sex. And I'm not talking about small little slaps on the buttcheeks, whcih would be a part of the sex act but real rough handling of the girl. At that time I feel like I am in some indirect way contributing towards women's sex trafficking or violence towards women, none of which I condone.
    Sex has to be consensual- in real life and in porn.
     
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    One of mine is shoes. Why do they keep their shoes or boots on. Some wear high heel shoes and the girls have their legs up with the shoes right in your face. Wtf take them off. Hmm another thing why does the woman never cum. Wtf. I think that would be awesome to see. U know it happens why not show it. Hmm a girl is sucking a guy off and right when he cums he pulls out and jerks off in her mouth. Wtf he couldn,t just cum in her mouth. Hmmm about all I can think of for right now. I,m sure I will think of more later.

    Here,s one from Hotbabe. She might post this when she see,s this thread anyway. But I,ll post it cause I think it,s funny. When Hotbabe watches porn she says the girls when sucking cock never take it all. They just suck the tip. It,s funny hearing her say take it all wtf. Overactting too she hates or girls that are to loud.
     
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    You really think they cum in porn? I seriously doubt it happens very often at all. No matter how turned on she may appear to be, I doubt that having all those people around watching and prompting help any.
     
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    Although pregnant porn is kinky and dirty in its own right but I feel sorry for the unborn child who is a mute participant in the sexual act. Imagine growing up and finding out that your mother got fucked on tape while you were inside her. I'm sure it works wonders for the kid's sense of self-esteem....NOT
     
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    I agree. I even get a little sick feeling in my mind and turn it off. Some of the Japanese porn is completely over the line. I'm not buying it, but the pic and video thumbnail host sites still get click-through revenue.
     
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    That's what really gets me too. The moans and stuff feel so over the top and loud. And acting in porn is not very exciting either. I like ti see porn where you can just totaly tell the people involved are just totaly in the scene.
     
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    I agree 100% :ugh
     
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    Oh I,m not meaning just woman in porn. I mean woman in general. U know woman can cum. Why not show it. I have seen a couple porn where the woman came. But not as much as the guy and trust me. The woman cumming was hot when it happens.

     
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    One thing I really hate is when a guy makes the woman choke on his dick to the point of heaving. To me that's the antithesis of a turn on. Not to mention the spit that gets everywhere. I just find it gross.
     
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    LOL I guess Im the opposite of everyone on here.
    Me and my gf do a lot of that. I fuck her in the ass with the only lube being me spitting on her ass or just putting it in.
    I force her down on my cock till she chokes and she spits all over it. She likes being slapped and choked. We pretty well always finish with me pulling out and cumming on her mouth and face.
    LOL we do stuff that most people probably wouldnt do but damn we love it.