Porn Movie Reviews

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  1. Rose

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    Trying to find a decent (HA! no pun intended) Porn movie is like finding a needle in a haystack. I figured we could share our good and bad reviews of movies we have watched, and that way all of us can make better choices when purchasing or renting from websites.

    When you watch a PORN movie:
    Give the title
    Rate it (1 to 10 .. 10 being the best)
    Give reasons for your rating - what you liked or disliked about it.


    I sure hope alot of people participate, as I am soooo tired of wasting money on crap!
     
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    [​IMG] ME FIRST!!

    Club Sin
    Rating: 3

    It was touted as a drama -but it was just a bunch of women sitting in a circle in some 'studio', with no character development or inner passion toward sex. There was no connection between the sexual participants, and every sex scene was basically the same thing - just different players. To sum it up - Thorn got bored... and if Thorn gets bored with a porn flick - it's gotta be pretty bad.

    (I have seen some GOOD stuff, that I would recommend. Once I pull up the titles again, I'll share those. )
     
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    Awesome Thread Rose!

    I love this really bizarre videotape titled Kinky BiGirls. Rate it? 6. I'm truly entertained by the dominant French chick that yells "Oui!" through half the scenes. She's quite powerful and erotic! :p And the pool scene with 3 ladies is pretty wild. :eek
    Another one I liked was "Predators and Prey" (XXX #2). We both really like the werewolf scene with red riding hood. Unusually good acting. I'd rate that scene at about 15 and the rest I'd rate 7. ;)
     
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    I'm in the same boat. We're looking for a good porn as well. We're reeallllyy picky and like to see different things all the time, so maybe a porn that's interactive and lets the person choose who they want to see doing what would be cool...sort of like a human video game...I know I know...far fetched...just thought it'd be a cool idea.

    You can choose which acts you want to see on certain sites. For example, I can pick a movie with double anal, FFM, facial, and sex toys. Never bought one, but it's a start to seeing more of what you want I suppose.

    Sorry for the detour...back to the thread...I'd love to know what to get! There is an adult film makers award organization. I had the site a while ago but lost it. If you find it, I do believe it lists the top films for the year in various categories...

    Hope that helps!:)

    -Emt
     
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    Precisely.
    This thread is for people to post what they watched, whether they liked it, and why.

    If, for instance, say Emt watched a movie and raved about it. then went on to say it was an all-female lusty movie, and full of awesome leather and chains, etc. blahblahblah..... then I would know that I am not interested in it, as I don't enjoy all female/female scenes, or an over-abundance of spandex and whips.

    It's not about what any one person is into. But the idea is to get a real insight into what the movie is from someone who watched it. then we can use the information to make better choiices before forking out our money to the rental/sales companies.

    *btw - I want to remind EVERYONE that this is NOT a thread in which to advertise a site to which you belong or have vested interest in. That's a big, fat "no-no"! * ;)
     
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    Probably the best one we have seen (in our humble opinion) was

    EYES OF DESIRE - 2

    RATE: 10

    The plot was believable and captivating. The two main stars are a real-life husband and wife, and the chemistry between them during their many sex scenes was so hot! It had many different people as well - so it's not just the two main characters. There was constant sexual tension - and I found myself really getting into the characters' feelings and passions.

    We would spend the money to rent it again. As a matter of fact, I would BUY this movie, as it's one of those that I could watch several times.

    Definitely a "couples" type of flick. Want some erotic action tonight? Light the candles, put some logs on the fire, have some wine chilled, and find this movie. :tup
     
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    We like DVD'S from the following Studios: Vivid, Adam and Eve, Private and Wicked. Our all time favorite is Forbidden Lust from Adam and Eve. It is about 2 couples who go to a sex retreat to improve their sex lives. Easily a 10. We watch a lot of group sex DVD'S-Group Sex Series from Adam and Eve(8), Wicked Sex Party(6). When Vivid Girls Do Orgies(9). Private Love Stories(8). Orgies from Private(8). Clusterfuck(Wicked)(9). Jenna in the Middle(8). Cum Guns(Private)(9). We lightly masterbate together while watching. We usually cum from either oral or intercourse. We have intercourse in the spoon position while watching. Really wild.
     
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    Taken

    Rate: 8.5

    If the thought of being abducted, and light bondage and gentle (but firm)control excites you, this would be a good choice. It moves slow at the beginning, developing the seduction - and the desire. Good acting (for porn stars :lol), and nice filming. We enjoyed it, and it fed into my personal fantasy of forced sex. There was no violence.
     
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    This isn't about a specific video but a series--"Barely Legal" by Hustler. The title may be offputting to some (I wasn't very interested at first), but these are actually really well made. Granted, my knowledge is a few years old because I became familiar with these about 5 years ago when I worked in an adult video store. I don't know if they're still as good now, when they're probably on #400. But the ones circa 2001 were fantastic. Each video has 3 or 4 relatively short vignettes, each about a different girl. The women are gorgeous, no fake boobs, not a lot of makeup or overly done hair, very naturally beautiful. Of course, the first line in every one is "The day after my 18th birthday..." or something to that effect. I got over that and remembered that in reality these girls are likely in their 20s.

    The production values are really high, and the men involved are usually pretty attractive, so the usual disparity between the men and women in porn is equalized somewhat here. The scenes are creative and have their own storylines, but not so much that you'll be fast-forwarding to get to the sex. There's usually a quick peeing scene at the beginning of each vignette, but no actual watersports take place (at least, not in the ones that I saw). That's the part I usually fast-forwarded through, because I just don't understand the erotic appeal of urination.

    Anyway, these are worth a try. They get a 9 or 10 on all counts from me.
     
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    Rose,

    Do you have a link? A studio? It's hard to find porn by title alone, given that there are several thousand movies or more released per month.
     
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