Please help me to de-banana my sinuses!

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  1. Barbwire

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    Does anyone know how to get inhaled bits of banana out of your sinuses?
     
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    ok so how in the hell did u do get banana in your sinuse's????????? :)
     
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    Do ya want the long version or the short version? Before you answer, know this, the long verson has pictures.
     
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    oh what the hell give me the long :)
     
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    Ok im sitting here racking my brain HOW the hell did you manage doing that one! I have a very vivid imagination and im hoping its not what im thinking lol :)
     
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    I was instant messaging with a friend of mine and realized that I had not eaten breakfast yet. I grabbed a banana and came back to the 'puter. I told my friend I had a banana. Being a man, and therefore a pervert by nature, he made a wise crack about the banana and a certain long rubber instrument favoured by women like me.

    One thing led to another and the next thing I know I'm well........you know, taking up a gauntlet, as it were.

    I started with a 7" banana. ( meaured around the curve with a seamtress' tape.)


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    I then attempted a dt, all the while sitting in front of a full length mirror and trying to get a picture. I ended up gagging and laughing so hard I about choked.


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    I am ashamed to admit I only managed a meager 4".

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    While I was repositioning the banana for an "after" photo, I was laughing so hard that I snorted banana out of my nose.

    That's how I came to have a nose full of banana.



     
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    LMFAO I was sooooooooooo right!!! I knew you were dt'ing that nanner, im dieing over here!
     
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    CL I need to let you know you have made my day :bow
     
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    :rofl Im rolling on the floor here! Note to self do not laugh wile deep throating a banana:)
     
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    I'm more disappointed I choked before I could get it all down than I am that every time I cough, now, I still taste banana.

    My reputation is shot, now.

    I guess it could have been worse, I could have choked and died, unable to do the Heimlich manuever on myself because my ninnies are too sore.
     
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    Glad your OK and that being said:

    :lol :rofl :lol ..too funny to say more ;)
     
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    LOL, CL. At least it's not vomit, like I've had before. Try getting over a hangover when everything smells like puke.
     
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    Thank god for small blessings. :lol
     
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    omg thats way to funny!!! maybe try a cucumber next time. lmao
     
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    Now I ask you - where but here on:sf would you get information like this - huh? If Cowboy_Lover were to write a sex manual (and I think she should) it would be a best seller topping Masters & Johnsons writings any day! :lol
     
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    :rofl

    That's 2 threads in one day!!! OMG, what am I gonna do with myself? :lol

    CL, if it's not too late, you may try hawking them back, since it seems they don't want to come out your nose, you'll have to reverse direction and send 'em back the way they came. ;)

    Next time, you should be practicing on me. :phat
     
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    :rofl YAHOO Latest headlines.......
    Mrs. Cowboy Lover was found dead today with a banana lodged in her throat and nose while sitting in front of computer logged on to a sex site......Police have ruled death by mis-adventure and have recommended her for a Darwin Award.....:D
     
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    OMG!!! Sorry hon ROFLMAO over here!!! Hopefully you got all the Bananna out of your sinuses by now!!
     
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    I haven't seen her on here yet this morning. Maybe she.................:nerv
     
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    Gee, everybody, thanks for all of your compassion.:ugh

    I finally got all the banana out of my nasal passages; what it took was dt'ing my hubby's "banana".

    :dgrin