Please allow me to introduce myself; I'm a man of wealth and taste.

Discussion in 'Member Introductions' started by DrRobertFender, Dec 30, 2013.

  1. DrRobertFender

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    I'm Dr. Robert Fender, a damn fine person, friend of the community, Ultimate Fighting Championship contestant, member of the Save the Squirrels Foundation, the man who controls the black market on vole pelts and author of the best selling book, "Finger Foods for Nudes".
     
  2. Silverfox

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    Welcome to the forums. I must say, you sound descrimitating and refined.
     
  3. DrRobertFender

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    I discriminate against no one except those who hate squirrels. I'm as refined as a barrel of crude oil.
     
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    I think I may like you. Let's see how it goes.
     
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    Interesting and witty intro. Welcome to SF
     
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    Lol welcome
     
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    G'day doc, I was going to reply in kind but perhaps on second thought not a great idea for two smart-arses here just yet ;)
     
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    Probably the best intro on sf ive ever seen! Welcome doc :)
     
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    You seem like an interesting person. I look forward to seeing you post around here. Don't disappoint us. ;)
     
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    Howdy, welcome to SF:D
     
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    Hello and welcome :) Love the title of the thread by the way :p
     
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    Welcome I love a man who is part of the "Save the Squirrels Foundation" x