Pick up lines

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    Let's play a game. 'Dirty pick up lines'. Most liked wins!
     
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    Did you sit in a puddle or are you just happy to see me?
     
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    Nice shoes!….Wanna fuck?
     
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    Wow,That.yellow.bikini.looks.great.on.you,As.you.walk.out.of.the.ocean!
     
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    If I told you that your body was hot, would you hold it against me?
     
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    That dress looks great on you, but it would look better on the floor next to my bed...
     
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    Smile, if you want to go home with me...(delivered with a lascivious grin)
     
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    Camel toe! And see through all in one.
     
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    Hey baby, what’s your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?