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Discussion in 'Sexual Foreplay and Techniques' started by HotForHoney, Feb 26, 2016.
What are some pick up lines you've heard/used?
What about for asking for sex?
Last night Diesel asked if I didn't want to have to use my toys. I said yes. He asked if I wanted to go upstairs. I said yes.
That was it. LOL
I was just talking to a friend and he jokingly mentioned how he'd ask an ex if she wanted to go count ceiling tiles. Lol
I lost my number can I have yours
Other than my wife, I've never been hit on (that I know of anyway). My wife just asks if I want to fool around, make love, or have sex. Sometimes she will walk into the room naked from the shower and ask "you want some of this?" Probably not the most original pick up lines, but it gets my attention and the answer she's looking for.
I say go fairytale on them.
Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
New encounters, just being honest about my tastes, likes and dislikes. It matched hers and we played.
A one time woman who replied to my ad online, I said if we were to meet I may want to jump on her because I have been thinking about it a lot, but jokingly. When we met she said she was not ready, prepared and I just accepted it as a fact of life.
That got her to like my understanding and she offered my a blowjob. Of course I accepted
One from online I revved up her mind into overdrive so when we met to talk after work we discussed things we like doing sexually and she was getting hot again. I didn't need to say much after saying I am just as horny as she is and hard as hell.
When she looked down I took my hand off my lap and made my cock wiggle. It drove her nuts and she asked me to do it again.
That did her in and we drove to a quiet spot to have lots of play.
Another I had to chase for about a month online said she wanted lots of oral and when we met she said she wants to get laid and have her pussy eaten lots. I told her I love pleasing lots and she would be in for all the oral she wants. She did get lots of it and we had fun.
One who finally made my first fantasy of orgasming from breast play, I told her I wished to meet someone who would let me play with her breasts plentily plenty to make her orgasm lots. She got that, and I got my fun giving it.
There are other similar stories but that's enough now LOL
Pick up lines are the worst way of impressing me.
The best way is to actually talk to me, listen to what I am saying and treat me with some actual respect.
For SFG - I knew a bi-woman that scored like crazy with women using this line, " Nice shoes!…Wanna Fuck?"
Of course she was Smokin' hot
Myself - I just hang around drunken imbeciles, be pleasant…..and score by default.
Do ya wanna fuck or what?
not many guys would get away using that line
I was asked if I tried the South Beach diet, he showed me a picture of an obese man and the same man mich thinner. He was apparently either an enthusiast or an advertiser, but he then asked me out. I, having just been told I needed to lose weight, and being rational, said no.
Huh? You needed tp lose weight??? You're like Fairly Size
That's what I thought too, but this guy was like, "No, you need to be ninety-TWO pounds!"
That's just insane.
Well i just ask the girlfriend. Can i have a blowjob......And she said yes So it worked
English - The proof of that world be If, I asked her and she gave me one. THEN, we'd know your line works.
Happy to help you out there Mate.