Penises Are...?

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  1. Miki

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    Before anyone says anything... :( yes, I'm an idiot.
    I've never seen one y'know... up close and personal, but I HAVE felt one. Not my own for all you dirty minds out there!! :eek
    I don't have one! I just checked!!! :nerv
    Okay, back to my sanity... exactly, how is it? I've read tons of Harlequin books and stuff, and it goes on about how it's a regal picture of manhood and it's erect in all it's glory and how the woman massages the dude's testicles...which I have no idea look like. I've seen those average Playgirl pics and the typical medical book diagrams, but I'm not a liscened psychologist to practice on other patients so I can't just physically inspect somebody and psychology's about the mind mainly but... I really need some explanation.
    Before anyone says something else, I'm reminding you that yes, :( I'm an idiot.
    :bow I need your expertise...
     
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    Miki,
    There are tons of pictures on the Internet, suggest if you curious visit some Amateur sites or even sexuality sites such as clitical.com where you can find links.
    Penises vary in size and shape almost as much as vulvas do.
    You may be new at all this but not idiot as we all know.
     
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    If I were to type in a seach word for this what would it be? "Penis" is too vague and I don't wanna see a bunch of porno popups or plain porn. Isn't there some magazine that has some gallery of them to look at and then estimate what you can suck on? There isn't...? :( I'm really hating the world now...
     
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    Thank you for your... references. :eek: To think, polluting this young girl's mind... :shifty but I am quite the learner.
    :spank
    and the SADIST
     
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    Moved...
     
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    Good call...
     
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    This is there average size and what they look like.

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    *dies laughing*
     
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    :whoa My god...!
     
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    :rofl

    Wow...Thorn, that is a really great picture. I especially like the angel-winged penis cowboy.
     
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    That is the funniest thing I have seen all week.
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