Pearly words of wisdom

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  1. CLE32793

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    As above, I want to hear your Pearly words of wisdom, new or old, silly or serious. Let's have them.


    No matter where you go, there you are.
     
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    A penny saved is a penny earned still just a penny.
    Give a thief enough rope and he will hang himself tie you up and steal all of your stuff.
    Laughter Medicine is the best medicine.

    I'll come up with more... this is just a start.
     
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    Thanks for the warning :)
     
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    A bird in the hand is worth me being in your bush.
     
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    If its too good to be true...It probably is!
     
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    More than a mouthful is a waste, but, man do I love to get wasted!
     
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    Nothing is Free!!
     
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    Think for yourself. Question authority.
     
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    I fight authority; authority always wins. :)
     
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    Will 5 lbs of flour make a big biscuit?
     
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    sheep.jpg
    xx
     
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    If you meet a woman online, make sure it's a girl and not a G.I.R.L. (guy in real life)
    :D
     
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    What you allow is what will continue
     
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    Excellent!
     
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    "We're supposed to do scary. Without scary, we can't be brave."
     
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    “Friends are like knickers. Some crawl up your ass, some snap under pressure, some don't have the strength to hold you up, some get a little twisted, some are your favorite, some you can see right thru, some are cheap and just plain nasty, and some actually cover your ass when you need them to. Some you just hang out to dry...”
     
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    You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him think...
     
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    I live near a university and I saw a t shirt that said "They can send me to college but they can't make me think."
     
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    Nice.

    I saw this one a tee Friday

    I do everything the voices in my wife's head tell me to do.
     
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    If a man says he'll do something, he will.
    There's no need to remind him every 6 months.