Package Nicknames

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  1. Curveball

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    Sometimes during those sillier moments of sex we do things such as name our partners sex organs. For guys it is usually the package and for women it can be anything from the boobs, legs or pussy. So in keeping with the silliness I wonder what some of your current or past nicknames might be, if you had them. I of course am using one of my old ones as my online name here. I had one other baseball themed nickname from one girlfriend who called me Longball. My testicles were proud but my cock felt slighted :eyes Such is the danger.
     
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    i've only had a name for one of my ex's dicks and it was nessie, as in the loch ness monster lol
     
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    Old and tired, but an ex called mine Seymore. I am very much a grower, not a shower
     
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    Interesting, a monster and a dinosaur themed name. Seymore I can relate to. I actually think it is more fun to be a grower and surprise them. As for little feller, don't most guys use little to mean big as we also use bad to mean good?
     
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    Look out, there's a honkytonk badonkadonk behind you!:eek
     
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    :ugh He called his, "Albert", lol.
     
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    Senor Schlong
     
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    Not in my husband's case, when he says little he means it. I guess he figures a 5 1/2" long cock is small when in reality, it's average.
     
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    that's about my size lol another reason you won't see me posting it on albums didn't want snickers, the other reason cause it's kinda tacky to do so unless i suppose it's one or two amongst a bunch of regular pictures
     
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    I've only had a Nick once.. i had just started dating this girl and on the night we finally hooked up we had gone out and seen the original Transformers movie... She coined the phrase Megatron.. lmao.
    Girls sure know that its wise to be generous with these things.. ha
     
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    It is about average size and that is fine. When I go to a basketball game I don't compare myself to the 7 foot tall players on the court. I am longer than 5 1/2" and thought myself small at times. Therefore I have banned all rulers and tape measures from my house :)
     
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    My phone sex lover the "Big Monster".
    TLB is the LoverBoy

    No names for my vee jay jay.
     
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    my ex use to call hers the sacred temple, ode to beverly hills ninja, heh. my current girlfriend calls mine sausage and eggs, lol.
     
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    Wife's is Mertle and mine is George. Been too many years to remember why they have those names LOL!
     
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    Now that I think about it I never named a lovers parts. Though I always called my mustache my flavor saver. One old g/f was Japanese and she was a beautiful plus size lady with what I would sometimes refer to as her Dark Triangle. But it was never a nickname I used before or during sex. Though I can think of a few now :)
     
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    Most of these are quite amusing. Never had a nick for mine, however one of my ex's was called "thumb wrestler" by his previous partner.