orientation of the vagina V's sexual positions

Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by peta pumkin, Aug 3, 2007.

  1. peta pumkin

    peta pumkin New Member

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    From my observations all men's cocks sprout from the same place, unless they have had THAT muscle cut then the extra lenght hangs lower.
    Us ladies VAGINAS (not including all those extra apendages) vary from the extreeme north to so far south that it's heading north again. The frontal oriented ones are ideal for, (heaven help us) missionary position, albeit with heels on the shoulders is an improvement but doggie is difficult unless one is a contortionist. The rearward facing ones are ideal for doggie but vitrtually impossible for missionary.
    Cheer up lads with the lady on top we can please ourselves regardless of our orientation.
    Me? I'm a southerner, way down beneath a very prominent Mound Of Venus.
    Consider your prefferences! Mmmm! worth a thought?
     
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    Not entirely sure i follow. Maybe some pictures of each of the types you describe might help.... :lol
     
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    Yes yes, quite right.
    This is an important issue that needs to be investigated in depth, and soon. There is no time to waste.

    :pics
     
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    To be honest I'll take what I can get! :bow

    Only kidding. I'm more interested in the package that surrounds the big V!
     
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    Oh, I'm definitely a "northerner", but I've never had any trouble with doggie. Cowgirl, on the other hand, is a different story. If I don't lean forward, it pops out :ugh
     
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    My wife is north-facing, which makes doggy less satisfying. Other positions are all do-able, and missionary works REALLY well, nice and deep. Missionary isn't bad anyway: you can gaze in each other's eyes and kiss each other and do all those nice loving things.
     
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    Cbrmale, Good to see one Aussie that has it all together.