Orgasm at 80 MPH!

Discussion in 'Sexual Fetishes and Fantasies' started by Rose, Oct 7, 2007.

  1. Rose

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    I wanted to give Thorn Road Head, but traffic was brutal, so he suggested we wait till we got home. :eyes I had already been bitten with the exhibition-bug, so I asked if we could stop at this little Titty Bar/Porn shop off the Interstate.

    We pulled in, and went right to the toy room (we've been there before...) He bought me a GREAT 'Beaded Dolphin Rabbit Vibrator'...
    ...O....M....G...!!!!

    We were BOTH so excited. I put in the batteries, stripped waist down, covered up with a loose shirt, and cranked that Big Blue booger up!! Thorn's cruisin' at 80+ and I , with a quivering voice, ask him to relieve me of my 'back-seat'driving' duties, so I could enjoy the moment. :lol

    After about 30 seconds (NO LIE), he knows I could not care less, so he pulls the loose blouse off me, so he (and the truckers) can watch. Thirty more seconds, and I was screaming my head off in pure, ecstatic pleasure. Thorn's so excited, he's cruising upwards of 90 MPH..... and I'm cruisin' toward my second 'O'!

    All this happened within 5 miles.

    Yep, we have lovingly nicknamed this toy, Grandpa Smurf - the grandaddy of my ever-faithful Hitachi Magic Wand, "Pappa Smurf"

    Grandma Rose is a happy camper :) - another fantasy becomes reality!
     
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    Wow . . . sounds like quite an exciting ride!!!!

    We just got back yesterday from a day and a half long trip, and having a few "Os on the go" certainly keeps the time moving :D I was a bit excited about one in particular . . . I actually came without any touching. Espresso and I thought it would be fun to just concentrate on it, and see how close we could get without any physical stimulation. To my great surprise, I CAME. This definitely opens up a whole new world of possibilities ;) I was so turned on after I did it, that I went ahead and touched it and came again. Then I REALLY wanted him to come, so I sucked on him and helped him finish the job. Yummy. THAT was fun :)
     
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    :rofl*HW has mental image of R & T cruising down highway at 90 mph.......
    with a long line of truckers in hot pursuit*:showustits
     
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    You dirty dirty woman! LOL! Love it!
     
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    Rose, did ya happen to pick up a spare rabbit for your good friend CL? ;)
     
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    fuck, that shit isn't fair...........uuuuugggggghhhhhhhhh
     
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    HaHa - I luv ya' hon, but 'Grandpa Smurf' cost as much as 'Pappa Smurf'! :whoa But if you are ever in the market for another toy, I highly HIGHLY recommend this one. The attached 'dolphin' clit vibrator is to DIE for! It has variable intensities and you can vary them 7 different ways. My favorite? Two spurts of 'low'.. then it stops for a second,... then hits 'high' for about 5 seconds...then back to low again... & starts all over. :brow OH, baby!
     
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    Your endorsement was so convincing I ordered one today and should have it in about 3 days. I will, of course, add my review to yours after I've tried it out. ;)
     
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    If you have any breath left in you!! :whoa I am imagining an elongated lapse of posts from "CL"... :lol
     
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    Is this the bad boy you're talking about, Rose?

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    :rofl From the look of that red circle with a big line through it - it probably IS what I'm talking about!!

    Let's try this...
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  12. LPjammin

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    Huh...

    ...what a coincidence! That is exactly what I had the doctors install on me right after that tragic, chainsaw, Vaseline and watermelon jerk off accident I had this past summer. I even got the portable generator to go with it. Best to give some room in a lighting storm though.

    :lol
     
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    Me and Hotbabe just took a trip. She was kinda Bored after a 5 hour drive. So She took my hand and put it down her pants and I played for like Half Hour. About for 25 miles going 85. Omg it was awesome. She was rocking back and forth. She was trying to hide it from truckers. I made it hard to hide with me still playing. But after 10 mins she just said fuck it. They see u playing with my Pussy. Oh well. She came big time too. I Loved it. Looking to do more of this.
     
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    I'm game hehe, yes I did love it :brow:bow
     
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    #$%&*@#$ :yell I can't believe photobucket axed my pic! I've posted pictures of sex toys before (they must have a new prude nazi on staff :p). It looked almost exaclty like that, except it had a textured tip that resembled ocean waves instead of the phallus head, and it was a deep violet color. Ah well, I'm still envious! I have enough toys in my nightstand...can't justify buying something else just now :( (I'll add it to my "wish list" ;))

    :rofl LP, I wouldn't mind taking your bionic man wang for a spin :brow Make sure that generator is all powered-up and ready to go!
     
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    The night before last when we went to bed I had had a few too many CLs. (Coors Lights) so rose got out her

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    and started it up. I rolled over and went to sleep. Some time later I was awakened by her moans as she was about to get off. I said, "(her name) you're dreaming out loud again!" Then I realized what was going on. :lol
     
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    Thorn, don't you know that more than one CL is impossible for any man to handle? Shit, most man can't even handle that! :cool
     
  18. LPjammin

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    Ha!

    ...you can't even be bothered to return my PM's so we can get to know one another! Now, you're all interested and stuff now that you know I possess a bionic wang, eh? Well, Missy, you'll have to do better than that before you can have a ticket to ride! You have to earn it first. :brow

    I need conversation and some wooing and to be stimulated between the ears first. :pout:


    :lol :dgrin
     
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    Man...

    ...that is sooooo cool!
     
  20. dxug

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    nice story, i love road head!