One for the Boys

Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by schlong, Jan 28, 2008.

  1. schlong

    schlong New Member

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    I apoligise if this has been covered........

    My cock being one of my best mates is given a nickname which is "the major."

    Now; women have questioned me on this, and I always refer to him as the major during sex. "You like the major?" "How much of the major can you take?" etc etc.

    But my current Lady, for reasons unknown to mankind insits on calling him "Mr Stiff!"

    Now im not gonna complain too much, cos she treats him good.

    So the question to you is....

    1. Does your cock have a name? If so what?
    2. Have women ever referred to him as anything different?

    Peace
     
  2. Dreama

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    It would drive me nuts if my husband gave his cock a name. Lol. But whatever floats your boat.
     
  3. Mr.Tongue

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    had an X that called it "him" and I called her pussy "puffalumps" because the hair would puff up her panties and make little lumps.

    it's not something that has ever come up with my wife...........no pun intended :D
     
  4. bighiker2003

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    I'm all grown up now so I can just
    call it a cock or Dick. No preference.

    Hiker
     
  5. Rose

    Rose Resident Sexy Grandma
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    Well, if you're going to go all 'military', why not promote him to GENERAL? Being a "Private" by nature, that would surely let me know who is in control :brow
     
  6. Thorn

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    In the morning I refer to him as "stiffy." :penisdance

    During sex with Rose he's, suck my Dick, or lick my cock. :nuts

    If you got a gal that "treats him good" HANG ON TO THAT GAL! :)
     
  7. JuicyB

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    Braulio!

    There was a famous TV ad in Brazil to encourage condom use. A guy was talking to his dick and it's name was "BRAULIO"! Roughly "Leo" in English. Braulio would tell his owner, "wow look at that beautiful brunette, let's go for her!" He'd answer, "no Braulio, I forgot my condoms!" And Braulio would get mad and scold him!

    For months the TV station got calls from hundreds of guys whose real name is Braulio, complaining about the teasing they were getting at the workplace!
     
  8. HardRocker

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    I heard my son refer to it as Mister Happy. :eyes
     
  9. cook74

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    Answers..

    1. Only as a joke.

    2. Only as a joke. :eyes
     
  10. bigpappi

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    no and no....when i talk to my fiance and we are talking about my penis...she says....i want to suck your cock or i want to suck your dick....or i tell her I want you to suck my dick or i want you to suck my cock...its a lot more simple like that...no confusion:)
     
  11. baz69

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    my cock is called William but that is only because my wife decided to call it that
     
  12. mr_stiff

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    Ironically, mine doesn't.
     
  13. Amateur Nudist

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    I personally have never called my dick a nickname. Sounds like you are trying to make it more impressive than it is.
     
  14. Thorn

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    That's cool as long long as William isn't the name of a former lover of her's. ;)
     
  15. loveit247

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    I would be uncomfortable with a guy naming it. Saying suck my cock is much sexier then suck the major.
     
  16. slamd097

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    Naming your stuff huh? Nope..just call him dick.
     
  17. JuicyB

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    Willie the X!

    Maybe William is her X!
     
  18. Thorn

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    Great minds think alike JB. ;)
     
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    No name here
     
  20. Dreama

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    LMAO, Joe. I could imagine why they were upset. Poor guys probably got teased by everyone.