Me and the wife were sitting in the living room watching the HBO Series Rome together when her phone started vibrating on the coffee table. she picked it up and said, "hey Billy, Donna just text and wants to onow if she can stop by for a while." my wife and Donna have been very close friends for better than fiveteen years, they had worked together and even traveled together on vacations. Neither one is bi or lesbian mind you, they just best friends. "Text her back, let her know we are not doing anything and I'll order pizza for all of us." so Sherrie started tapping on her screen and not thirty seconds later the phone vibrated and she told me Donna would be there in five. I went to the computer and pulled up the pizza joint, ordered two pizzas, a two liter of coke and breadsticks, they already had my card on file as i order there about three times a week. I told Sherrie the food would be here soon and i went and pulled out the scotch and put it on the counter. We are not heavy drinkers, but a nip of scotch with my pizza is great. Donna showed up in less than five minutes as she lives just down the street and we was busy talking and joking when the pizza showed up. I signed the receipt and he left. We got our plates and filled our glasses and sat down. After getting setteled in, Donna turned to Sherrie, "sweetie, i gotta ask you two something. I have been seeing this new guy Robert for a couple weeks. Well, the other night he ask me to finger his ass! What the hell? I dident think he was gay but i said no way and left." i busted out laughing, almost spitting out my food, Sherrie turned to me and gave me that shut the fuck up look, and ask Donna "why would that make him gay?", she looked at me with a look that i knew well, she was going to try to embarrass me, and she said "Billy loves it when i fuck his ass." Wbat else could i do at this point? I looked at both of them and said the only thing i could,"especially when you use the vibrating cock." Donnas jaw opened up and she looked genuinely shocked. With as much time these two spent together i fogured she would have known that already. "You really like anal sex?" "Yes, it gives pleasure you can not get any other way. And when the prostate is rubbed it is like being in a perpetual state of prolonged orgasm." "Is it gross? I mean, its your ass." Finally sherrie popped in, "i thought the same thing the first time. However after he showers and cleans up, there is nothing gross about it. In fact, if i wait a week or two he practically begs for me to fuck him. You would be surprised at what he is willing to do for my finger...." "Billy, you are not gay. How do you like anal?" "Donna, its not a gay thing. Your spencter has tons of nerves in it, when played with it can bring great pleasure, but if done wrong, it can be very painful." And finally the time had come, my loving wife tried to shock and embarrass me, now i get to do it back. "Sherrie, honey. We can tell her all about it, but unless she sees it she won't understand. Whats say we show her?" after twelve years of marriage, all the wise cracks, she finally got one on me i never expected. "Oh my god Billy! Thats a wonderful idea! Donna, do you have wny plans for tbis afternoon?" "No i don't, but how exactly do you plan on showing me?" Billy, go shower and we will get everything laid out. Make it a long shower to give us girls a bit to talk. No in all the years we have been married we have never had a third with us in our private time. I never ask and neither had Sherrie. We were both fully satisfied weth eachother. This is what shocked me, and the look on my face must have shown that as Donna laughed nervously and Sherrie gighled at me. Go on Bill, go shower. Me and Donna have a few things to talk about and I'll show her the toys while you get clean.