Omg, Too Funny!!!!!!

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  1. Bella

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    I almost died of laughter when I read this!
    Guys, please don't take offense...it's a joke! :lol
    ...and funny as hell!! :rofl
    Have a great day! :)
    ~Bella




    Men Never Listen
    In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get
    into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

    A nurse noticed his predicament.

    Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the
    buttons on the wall."

    He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he
    had promised not to touch.

    Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
    Who would know if he touched them?

    He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

    What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

    Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air
    replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

    When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed
    his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable
    pleasure...

    The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

    When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push
    the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

    Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a
    nurse was staring down at him.

    "What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the
    ATR button.

    "The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your
    pillow."

    MEN NEVER LISTEN !!!!
     
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    LOL Bella.
     
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    Thanks Dreama! :)
    ~Bella
     
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    As much as I hated to I laughed my ass off
    Thanks ~Bella I needed the laugh.

    Hiker:lol :lol
     
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    Good for you! :rofl
    ~Bella
     
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    ~Bella said
    Wish you would send some of that Florida
    sunshine this way.


    Hiker
     
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    Hmmm...let me see what I can do.
    Oh Mr. Sunshine....[​IMG] Hiker would like you to share your rays in his part of the world!
    Pretty please? :shrug
    How's that? :)
    ~Bella
     
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    That's pretty funny. :)
     
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    Thank you Kisses! :)
    ~Bella