OMG! I'm pregnant!!!

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  1. Barbwire

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    Yer gonna get in trouble! Yer gonna get in trouble! :phat
     
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    I can't imagine you being bored, CL! Are you out of batteries? :D:D:D
     
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    I was begining to wonder how I managed that with just my tongue and sock full of nickles !
     
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    I don't have any money to buy you a drink cause I'm in college, but I'll let you borrow a vibrator and a pair of handcuffs.
     
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    Gotta extra couple of those props for me?:(:spank
     
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    Only if your using them with me :brow:
     
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    LMAO...well, you definately got my attention..lol
     
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    You know next time that you're bored you could put on some sexy lingerie and take some pictures :p
     
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    Ha ha, very funny, but the joke's on you...my toys run on electicity. :lol

    Haha! Oh, that reminds me, when are you posting pictures of your tongue so I can tell if it would be worth my time to give your flirting further consideration? :dgrin

    Um, thanks for the offer, but I don't do used vibrators. Now, the handcuffs, I'll take. ;)


    I tried you suggestion. Boy, the neighbors gave me some weird looks as I stood there in my black lace teddy and stripper shoes, taking pictures of my horses. :lol
     
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    What about the pictures? Where are they :brow
     
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    yeah..pictures would be nice..lol
     
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    Are you guys really so dense you missed my joke, or do you actually want to see pictures of my horses? :lol
     
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    When you say "black lace teddy and stripper shoes" guys kind of stop reading and start drooling. Why didn't you turn the camera on yourself? :(
     
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    I do my best to share myself with all of you. I tell you of my worries, desires, woes and every single orgasm I've had since I joined a year ago. :lol

    I've shared pictures of all sorts of things, from cats to horses to trees. Oh yeah, and that one particular avatar of my eyes, you got that, too.

    I've written stories to rile you up and crack you up, and once in a while, I even post an audio of my voice.

    I think you know who I am as a person and that's much more inportant than seeing parts of me that only my husband, and a few close friends, may see.

    Must you see pics of my body, too? Really?

     
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    You know it would turn you on to know someone somewhere is wanking with one of your pics! (There ya go...I always could shed new light on controversial subjects. ;))

    Just teasing you. :p Actually, it's surprising how much you can know about a person from a simple forum. We don't need no stinkin' pics...you are a sexy woman...your stories alone illustrate your erotic mind, and likely make every single person who reads them drip. I'd say everyone can use their imagination. :brow

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    "I think you know who I am as a person and that's much more inportant than seeing parts of me that only my husband, and a few close friends, may see."

    These friends I speak of use my pics for masturabatory purposes, no doubt, and I'm cool with that. I enjoy helping a brother out when he's doin' the deed to his johnson. :lol

    There was a time or two where I posted pictures here on SF that I regretted, and with the help of the wonderful mods here at SF, they were deleted. I did not regret the pictures themselves, as I make sure my pics are more than just a blur with dirty laundry in the background. The subject matter was stellar, of course. :dgrin


    I just don't feel right showing the planet my junk. One thing I am eternally greatful for are the people that do it for all of us perverts to enjoy, though.

    God bless them, each and every one! :bow
     
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    :eyes OH STOP!! Everyone!!! PLEASE!!!

    *In my MOST unbiased voice*....
    Let the woman be the forum whore that she desires to be!

    I've seen the pics (ALL of them :brow) - and she's a TEN with a capital T....
    But she's just.... PREGNANT, DAMMIT!!!!

    That's so.... so.....:rofl TRAGIC!!!
    She'll have a child, and have to go through the kid's teen years when she's....
    :rofl58??

    Oh my.... so sad... give her some respect. (or condolences)
    :)
     
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