OK, Mr. Heely...I was reading the thread on mods banning posts, laughin' my ass off, and I just gotta know a couple things (and if these questions are too personal, just tell me "none yer damn bidness", OK?). Given your sparkling sense of humor, I just have this gut feel that you probably have some most excellent stories to tell (and I'm anticipating that you will in no way be offended by a thread like this). I'm sure everyone will love hearing some stories from you too, thus the thread rather than a PM. 1) You do technical support primarily over the phone. Do you answer calls fully garbed in heels, stockings, etc.? (I hope you do...that has just got to be the coolest thing I can possibly think of this morning. ) 2) I'm sure you often get a woman with a sexy voice on the phone. Do you talk junk to her? Have you ever talked some woman on the phone into rubbing one out while she's in her office or cubicle? (Now THAT would be even cooler! :brow) Do tell! opcorn BD PS: Hope your stress level has dropped some, and that you wife is finding a new and better job as we speak...er...um...type.