Oh God I Can't Look Away!

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  1. RedVenus

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    So whats the weirdest porn you've seen? (Without discussing any of the forbidden topics) In any sense of the meaning. Like I saw this one where this woman was looking for Sasquatch. She was doing this weird narration about how she had to find big foot. She of course ends up fucking it... and all the while I'm sitting here thinking "why the hell am I watching this? But I can't look away." It may seem mild but it was one of the most bizarre porn I've seen. Thoughts? Stories?
     
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    scat!!!!!!!!!! It was not by a search.
     
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    ew yeah sometimes they sneak up on you..
     
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    I saw one that looked like a normal porn...but it involved a lot of hot dogs and what seemed like 400 gallons of ketchup, mustard, and relish...my reaction...WTF!?
     
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    ...that is pretty fuckin weird dude...
     
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    Someone posted an anal prolapse porn video. Wish I never saw it :ugh

    No, don't google it........grrr you're gonna google it aren't you:eyes
     
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    It's all your falt.
     
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    ohhhh ohhhhhh yep anal prolapse not for me!
     
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    I want to see the bigfoot porn
     
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    Are you sure you want to see it?
     
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    I suppose "big foot" has certain connotations...

    Once I was channel flicking cable channels late at night I landed on some 'lord of the rings' porn, where the hobbits were women, or something. That was bizarre.
     
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    Smurf porn. As in people painted up blue and such and fucking. Included 2 regular Smurfs, Smurfette, and Papa Smurf.

    There's another I've seen shots from where the chick has this badly made spider costume.
     
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    That...is an understatement....
     
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    Ah, ripoff porn, you are so cheesy. Spider Babe, Lord of the G-Strings...why does Cinemax love you so?
     
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    It's always about size with you women....I suppose my " average" size feet just wouldn't satisfy you?....:lol
     
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    I am intrigued. Just for curiosity...of course <.<
     
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    I accidentally saw one that was a group of Mexicans who were painted blue... It was supposed to be a smurf orgy. It was one of those moments where you're like what the hell am I watching... but then you can't stop. lol
     
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    That'll ruin your childhood. Please don't tell me if Papa smurf was involved. Was he?
     
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    They all were. It's on redtube somewhere, if you care to ruin your childhood.
     
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    On porn night years ago, yes, we'd have 10 people in our hot tub, put on some porn with the volume down, and adlib the voices. My sister brought over some .... well lets just say it was French, involved "little people" and snakes.