Officer Steve, please read this!

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  1. Barbwire

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    Officer Steve,

    I need your help in explaining this crime scene photo. All I know about the case is, the murder victim was found with a 10" rubber penis in her vagina a smoking hot phone clutched in her hand.

    The direction of the investigation has led us to believe that she was phone phucked to death. The last known photos of the victim before she expired can be found here. http://www.sexualforums.com/27760-my-honky-tonk-badonkadonk-2.html

    Please examine the photo closely and tell me what pops out at you.

    Thank you.

    Regards,

    Sheriff Cowboy Lover
    Bonemeinthecan, FL.

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  2. igor

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    Looks to me like somebody had a hell of a good time getting off.
     
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    You made me jealous of your collection. Looks like I need to go shopping :phat
     
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    Alright, alright people... back up. There's nothing to see her- holy shit!

    Wow!

    Come here everybody, have a look at this!

    It appears as if a woman was forced upon her cellular phone, and then (completely speculation) for ransom of her family's life was forced to orgasm herself into a de-hydrated stupor while listening to dirty-speak from her family's captor, making her more docile and easier to kidnap. Apparently she'd gotten carried away and the kidnappers did not anticipate exactly how sexually gifted, or mechanically prepared the victim was as she became increasingly anxious to complete the task and sadly ended up orgasming to death. On a lighter note, the victim was found with a smile on her face and a look of total satisfaction.

    We've since recovered her family and they've stated conclusively that, "This is the way she would have wanted to go. And they were proud of her for "Fucking Saving Their Lives"."

    I wouldn't be surprised if there weren't a lot more of these cropping up in the near future.

    This is just a theory. I've also got a "Huge Guy" theory and a "Serial Crusher" theory.
    Top notch, Gentlemen.

    ~Officer Steve
     
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  6. Barbwire

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    Thank you for your valuable insight. :lol

    This is my favourite part:




     
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    :rofl
     
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    :lol can you imagine this being read out in evidence at the coronor's court:popcorn
     
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    Funny Stuff funny stuff!