Objects Insertion

Discussion in 'Sexual Fetishes and Fantasies' started by Master9804, Nov 17, 2006.

  1. Master9804

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    What kind of objects has some of the woman tried using here to put in their pussy or ass. What,s the biggest object u have tried or seen tried?
     
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    Oh, let me see...

    I've never inserted anything in my ass but I have pleasured myself with bananas, shampoo and other bottles of various shapes and sizes. The biggest thing was a Suave shampoo bottle, which was actually a little too big and painful.
     
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    :D When I was in my teens I was fooling around in my car with this girl I was hanging out with and she says she wants to sit on the gearlever (had a pool ball as a knob on a steel shaft about 5ins long)
    So we laid the front seats back and she lowers herself right down on it starts moving up and down, then says, can you start the engine?
    I said "Are you sure"? ( it was an old hotrod with a big motor that used to shake the whole car when you fired it up) and she says yes so I leaned over , hit the key and......:cheer
    She just went into orbit... dead set!!no bull!!
    Insisted doing it on several mores occasions before we split.

    Confusus say;
    Boy in car with girl on lap has "Hot" Rod":p
     
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    Hot Wheels that is AWESOME! Too bad you didn't take any pictures!
     
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    Oh, some of the things I've tried anally are too embarrassing to mention :uhh: The most, uh, interesting improvisational dildo I attempted (I was a virgin, so it didn't quite work out) was a majorette baton.
     
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    Well when i was 15... my very first toy was a cucumber .. that i stole from my parents veggie garden .. ;)

    Hey what can i say? .. I was "Horny" at the time!!!! ..:lol

    To this day when i go to the grocery store .. i still check out the cukes .. lots and lots of interesting shapes and sizes!! .. :brow

    All ya gotta do is leave em out on the counter.. to warm up!!! ..;)
     
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    I had a college residence hall room mate who alleged that he made love to a girl in Memphis while they were parked in an MG (said he nearly put out his back, ha, ha), however, I think that the gear shift story really beats out the MG story, ha, ha!
     
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    Well, I bet that the salads at your house had an interesting flavor!! :brow
     
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    ...:lol :lol :lol .. I think i'll surprise my B/F .. with a salad like that!!??


    Hey .. those cukes are nothing!!!

    My G/F said she used a zucchini .. more than once!!
    NOW that is like.... WoW!! .. :lol
     
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    Hmmmm...ok, spill the guts time...cucumbers, hairbrushes, toothbrush (not really inserted it, but they make killer vibes!) my fingers, dildos, the most unusual thing...I have to say, :lol OMG, I can't believe I am telling you this...is a sucker! You know the ring kind??? :lol Well???

    It tasted good!!
    ~Bella
     
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    Wish I could have done some lickin on it, While inserted of course.
     
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    OMG, they are sooooooo much fun!!:brow
    Still can't believe I said that...:lol
    ~Bella
     
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    Bella is now a candidate for this months "total honesty" award!;)
     
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    Ok first post and I'm really goin out on a limb here....but oh well you don't really know me!
    How bout your flute in high school ladies?
    Wanna blow on my flute? :uhh:
     
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    :cheer!!! Yea!!
    What do I get???
    :rofl
    ~Bella
     
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    I'm a transient. lol
    I kinda feel like a noob here! For me, it's been dildos, vibrators, fingers, & popcicles (waytoo cold!). I'd have to say my favorite is a smallish bottle filled with warm water. Very nice!
     
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    Dammm A Suave Shamppo Bottle. I bet it hurt. I saw a girl sit on a one Liter Pepsi Bottle. Now that was like wooooooooo you ok?? LOL but she was fine.

    Thanks everyone for answering in my thread.

     
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    There was this one time, at band camp... ;)

    (Not speaking personally, but quoting a movie--though the wording may not be exact. Guess!)
     
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    :rofl I saw that one coming!
     
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    Me too...:uhh: and been compared to her character in that one too many times personality wise anyway.....:ugh