Now i know why my neighbours are so noisy having sex...

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  1. manvspencil

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    So, I live in a mid-terraced house, neighbours either side. One side, older couple. Nice folk, always say hello. Dead quiet.

    Other side, young couple. Never really spoken to them, apart from taking each other's mail in on occasion. Can quite often hear them shouting at each other or the kid through the wall, these houses are pretty old and the walls are paper thin.

    At night, when they have sex, I KNOW. Can't get away from it. She is so fucking loud, one evening she announced she was cumming by yelling "FILL ME UP!!" at the top of her lungs. I can just about live with that, it never seems to last longer than a couple of minutes (doesn't say much for him!), what pisses me off is the constant ass-slapping and the headboard banging against the wall. Fine, fuck loudly, but pull your fucking bed away from the wall by a few inches!

    Like I said, sometimes mail goes to the wrong address, or we take theirs in and vice-versa. Took a package in for her one day... name looked a bit unusual. Bit of a porn name, I thought. So, being bored and curious this particular day, I searched for the name on Facebook...

    Turns out, she's a cam girl, she's filming porn next door and selling it online! Quick search on Twitter, she's got loads of videos and photos she's posting. Clips of her getting herself off and of her fucking her other half in bed, all the while I'm a couple of inches away from them on the other side of the wall. Being kept awake by the fucking headboard!

    Guess you never know what's going on in a small street like this in the north of England. Fuck like you're being filmed indeed...
     
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    Wow, didn't expect the story to turn out like that LOL
    Are you considering saying something to them?
     
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    now be good and let us know the screen name :)
     
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    Any chance they live in Burnley? Voted happiest place in the UK (although I beg to differ). Sounds like she has plenty to be happy about

    Deliberately sabotage their next video sessions. Having something very noisy to hand so next time there's a performance it will be interrupted by your power drill, or whatever
     
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    "power drill" lol
     
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    OR, make friends and see if you end up in the show
     
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    Triple like
     
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    Don't think I'll mention anything to them, unless they complain about any noise from this side. Sometimes it's fun to try and outdo them...

    No, not Burnley! It's on the better side of the Pennines...;)
     
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    befriend them, many shows demand more people to join. you might get lucky
     
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    As a true Yorkshire girl that warms my heart :)
     
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    I'm not from Yorkshire. I just like it here.
     
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    Any updates on this story?
     
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    Not really, they actually seem to have gone a bit quiet. Every now and then I get a bit of moaning through the wall, but they don't seem to be at it so often lately. I'll keep you posted...
     
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    Lol maybe you can ask her for a guest appearance.
     
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    Ok, but I'm taking ear defenders.