Notable Quotes

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Barbwire, Feb 14, 2007.

  1. Barbwire

    Gold Member

    Jan 20, 2007
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    Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen

    Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
    Rodney Dangerfield

    There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
    Lynn Lavner

    Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia

    Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant." George Burns

    Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." Sharon Stone

    Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf
    is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods

    My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson

    Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he
    never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush
    (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)

    Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals
    through his wallet." Robin Williams

    Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal

    According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
    Robert De Niro

    There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman

    There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'." Jerry Seinfeld

    See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a dick, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams

    It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." Joan Rivers

    Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy." Steve Martin

    You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little
    things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life." Elmo Phillips

    Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." Oscar Wilde

    It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns
  2. doberman

    doberman New Member

    Jan 24, 2007
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    those were pretty good!!! :lol
  3. heelfetish

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    Nov 23, 2006
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    Great stuff! Thanks for sharing!