Notable quotes

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  1. Barbwire

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    Sometimes, when I read this forum, I see someone say something so profound I want to remember it forever. I thought it would be nice to save some of them here for posterity.

    OK, so what quotes have inspired you? Who said them and when?

    I'll go first.

    "I wouldn't necessarily put coffee up my butt..but I would drink it for constipation." Halogen, 11-13-07
     
  2. cook74

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    " It seems that when my pussy hears the wand it starts to drool like Pavlov's dog when it hears the bell." CL 11/13/07

    I think this is one of the most memorable lines I have read on :sf so far... :brow
     
  3. Barbwire

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    What? Doesn't anyone else have a quote? I was hoping this thread was going to take off.

    Thanks for mentioning my words of wisdom, Cook. ;)
    :lol
     
  4. Puss_in_boots

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    A post by A1 in ChargerBabe's "A couple of G's" thread.
     
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    YAY! I'm memorable!
     
  6. Barbwire

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    When HardRocker heard I was going to be travelling to a place not far from him, he said:

    "You'll only be a hundred or so miles from me, listen closely late at night and see if you can hear the hard rock."

    Classic! :cool
     
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    “Not every hallucination is prophetic in nature”
     
  8. Barbwire

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    Which SF'er said that? It seems a bit too deep for this crowd. :lol
     
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    I'm not deep? I'll have to ramp up the epistemological banter. :ugh
     
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    :rofl
     
  11. Barbwire

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    I learned a new word from this quote:

    Originally Posted by badly1boy: " its the best with a vibrater against your gooch, the area between your balls and asshole."

    Thanks for expanding my vocabulary, b1b. :tup
     
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    "For better or worse I am a fucker not a fuckee." -LPjammin
     
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    "I love women. I love all types of women. I Just ask that they don't hurt me, or kill me. Other then that I could care less." -slamd097, a man who isn't hard to please :lol
     
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    Another one from slamd097 "The cops flashed on the lights and all 3 squad cars had the guns pulled. (the bad kind)" That shit was so funny! ( maybe you have to read the whole post but...:lol , the bad kind...)
     
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    "er....triggers....how about personality,tits,eyes,asses,tits,legs,lips,tits,pu ssy,skin,tits,hair,smiles and did I mention I also love tits....."
    From Hot Wheels, a true tit-man :boobs
     
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    Yes, that was hilarious! Only, I didn't want to think too hard about what the difference is between a "good gun" and a "bad gun" :uhh: :ugh :lol
     
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    Vampire Raver "thats funny I had just masturbated to that site before coming to sf today" in Logger's AMM thread. What a cool coincidence. I wonder if VR tried for round two when he found the thread? :brow
     
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    From LPjammin.' This is a good example of two ideas that don't really go together at all:

    "Jizz is fine yet it does nothing for me personally and I hate sushi."
     
  19. Barbwire

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    Another gem from LP

    "...I am not demanding that everyone bend over and grab their ankles as I plough them up their ass all the while explaining how it should feel good to them."
     
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    "You're gonna wind up with a tight little pris that stops sucking your dick the day after you get married, and you are gonna think about that little freak for the rest of your life!" -- Indagroove

    It struck home. Reminded me of my own mind set at a young age and "tight little pris" of my first wife. LOL