Not to brag or anything...

Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by CleaverFace, May 30, 2012.

  1. CleaverFace

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    But as I was cleaning my fleshlight I found a rip in the simulated inner labia. Needless to say, I called a few former partners and apologized (only to the ones that deserved it.)

    I feel terribly guilty right now.
     
  2. Meee

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    Here are two possible replies:

    1. LOL.

    2. You weren't doing it right.
     
  3. Sexyforhim

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    All I can do is lol at this post.
     
  4. arugula

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    Maybe we should rename you Beaver Cleaver...

    :D
     
  5. CosmicEye

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    :lol I vote for the 2nd option
     
  6. CleaverFace

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    Oh you guys, =P.

    Heh, I like this, but I don't think I'll try and meet people calling myself the Beaver Cleaver. Or that I used and mutilated a fleshlight. I spent a little time laughing and a little bit of time worried that I might have caused somebody some internal bleeding in the past.
     
  7. sexpositive

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    Haha!

    *Insert pencil dick joke here*

    :p
     
  8. Barbwire

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    And...

    *insert needle dick joke here*
     
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    Maybe check with the manufacturer see if there were any recall on the product for weak seams........... FS
     
  10. Texas_Red

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    I have some strokers I use and they have tears as well. I'm not overly girthy, the material is just not that strong really.
     
  11. Barbwire

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    I happened upon your pictures, Cleave baby and I retract my earlier "needle dick" joke.

    It's more like a battering ram, actually. :eek