I have two Internet profiles for women and couples, and one of those is reproduced in a swinger's magazine which has been around for decades! Surprisingly, I get more contacts from the magazine than online. While I have had some great couples threesomes over the last year and a bit, many of the contacts are time-wasters; men who get off on my big cock and my exploits. In any case I got an email today from Marc and Jasmine who seemed to be the real deal. I rang the number and spoke to Marc and he and his wife were very interested in a threesome with double-penetration and the whole deal. And he mentioned that he and his wife were not Adonisis's, but okay. Then he asked about me and I said I was 170cm and about 56kg (which I am) and he said he's about the same height as me but 80kg, and his wife's a bit shorter and also the same weight! Not adonisis's? I told him I wasn't interested. He was almost begging me, she's really horny and hot! How do people let themselves get into that condition? Why don't they do something about it? Could you imagine what they would look like naked together? Grotesque.