noob condom question...

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    flamingfurby New Member

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    Well, to be direct... I am of average length but in the upper 1% of girth...

    this has made condom fit absolutely nightmarish.

    does anyone here know of a condom that is not unpleasant for girthy people that is also not super long?
     
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    I've tried most of those.

    and I have googled this endlessly...

    my problem lies in two things.

    first that traditional Magnums fit best. but they taper to a normal sized base, where I get larger the closer to the base I get. most condoms do that...

    the other one is I don't have some 9 inch porn penis, I'm barely 7. so there is this obnoxious gym sock thing happening, Or worse they simply won't unroll after about being unrolled about 4 inches.
     
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    cbrmale will most likely have an answer for you....if he doesnt see the thread ,try pm ing him...he's our resident "thick dick"...lol.
     
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    Oh lord! xD!
     
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    :rofl....ain't that the truth.....:lol
     
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    lol!!! :D
     
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    i really was being serious tho...he has the size issue and he's had enough sexual encounters with different women. He's had to of worked out the condom issue, i'm sure.... Me on the other hand ive been with two women in the last 30 years...and ive never worn a condom in my life. just trying to point them in the right direction...:)
     
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    Magnums Thins Have the best fit. They are about 7.8" but have the same girth fit as the regular magnums
    they seem more comfortable on my penis

    I have 7.4" length 6.4" girth.
    reg and Xl's seem more tighter this maybe due to the thickness of them

    only ones that have a perfect fit.
     
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    I did notice that the fire and Ice Magnum Thins were more comfy. I'm at about 7 long but I go from about 5.75 for the first inch, then just over 6 for most of it. then the last two inches by the base are about 6.5. making it work for normal Magnums to extend that far. I just hate the idea of wearing an 8 inch condom and having only fit 4 inches of my penis.

    This is such an odd topic...
     
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    IM told the natural condoms are best for short and thick guys
     
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    I am the resident thick cock and I haven't found a condom that fits me or even comes close. Hence, I don't use them. When I was younger in the late seventies and early eighties and having a lot of casual sex, we never wore condoms in those days anyway. These days I still have casual encounters with married women and I still don't wear them, because they basically don't fit. My partners these days tend to be monogamous to their partners and either it's one-time with me or monogamous with me (ie they are women who are monogamous to two men). So it's low-risk and no pregnancies because I had a vasectomy.

    My current married girlfriend would have prefferred condoms and we tried the thickest ones I could find, and she agreed after I put it on that we ought to go natural.

    At 6.5" girth, by some measures I am in the largest 1% but by other measures I am in the largest .01%. Either way a longer cock is not uncommon but a very, very thick one is uncommon, and I don't think manufacturers cater for us.

    Sorry if I can't be of more assistance.
     
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    The reason they do not cater to us is because stupid kids will buy them to make them self feel better(aka: ego boost) more then likely it will slip off of him.
    He will just look stupid using it in the end.

    That is the reason why Xl and reg taper to 2" base (fits 5"girth)
     
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    Those god damn tapers.

    I am told the Lifestyles XL is relatively untapered, and feedback there?
     
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    This hits home for me, for I am extremely thick. I use Magnum condoms, of course, but they are often inadequate. When I put on a condom, I pull it over my fingers, unrolled, and essentially pull it over my cock. That is the only way I can get it on, for I am so thick. It is often a bit comical as I am trying to get it on.
     
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    wish i had that problem
     
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    Wish I was 2 inches longer.

    Grass... Greener...
     
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    Not longer, thicker is what you want. That's what turns women on.

    The first time I saw an average thickness guy (who was much longer than me) have sex with a woman I couldn't believe it! He just got his cock in her, just like that, and started fucking her! I've never had that happen in my life, and that's thousands of times of sex. It's always a long drawn-out arousal followed by penetration which is actually quite hard for me, even with lube. To actually get my cock into a woman's opening is quite difficult, which I took to be normal until I saw otherwise. He was able to slip in where I have to hit the right spot because, I suppose, it's almost as thick as my fist (only 1cm smaller in diameter than my clenched fist at it's biggest point).

    And then I have to go real slow until I get it all the way in and she starts to stretch and relax around me. And then stroking slow until I feel her relaxing even more and then, eventually, I can start fucking like normal. It's like that every single time.

    But just to do it like that? Didn't believe it was possible until I saw it. So if you want to be sized for extra large diameter condoms then be my guest, but you gotta take the other side of size too. And think about a condom large enough to fit over my fist? You have to be joking!