No Tell Motel

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  1. FlirtyChick

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    Okay!!!! Due to popular demand, I would like to announce the grand opening of the No Tell Motel. The motel is located directly across the street from the Hideaway Bar and Grill, and is intended for bar patrons who would like to engage in some hot action after drinking in the Hideaway. As I understand it, the bar gnomes are traumatized from all the action they have seen, and costs to remodel the bar from tryst-damage are becoming exhorbitant!!!

    The cost of the rooms is free, but you must bring a high-libido, and leave your inhibitions at the door!

    See ya there! :sf
     
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    You can go on back to the bar.
    I cleaned up the mess over their.

    Hiker
     
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    Hey Flirty...do the rooms have a big deck?

    BD
     
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    If you are there they will! Remember the deck at Hidden Creek? :brow
     
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    Tell us about it Flirty.

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    :D:D:D:D
     
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    Damn it you 2..i WANT TO KNOW!!!..lol (I just had one of those Jack Nickleson moments...
     
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    When we first met, BD lived on the top floor of a three story apartment complex. It had a big deck that faced the woods and some townhomes on the other side. We were constantly going at each other, and one of my faves was when he bent me over the railing and went at it from behind...mmmmm. Or when we used the sleeping bag on the deck. We had lots of fabulous adventures at that apartment, including the very public pool. I am very loud when I orgasm, so I am sure all the neighbors knew it. Those were the days. Carefree, no responsibilities! That enough for you boys?
     
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    Well now we wont wonder about it.
    Everything you said sounds good.

    Hiker
     
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    Ah yeah, the good ole days...very few responsibilities...

    We still try to recapture some of those times now though...even if it's only for a night or a few hours. Nowadays we have to practice "planned irresponsibility". ;)

    BD
     
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    Like we did this afternoon? MMMMM that was nice. Thanks for being my favorite toy with a heartbeat!
     
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    Indeed! I'll be your "dildo with a brain" anytime, baba...
     
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    Get a room you two.

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    ummmm - they DID! This is the "NoTell Motel" :lol
    ... and don't ya' just LOVE the way they leave the shades open! :brow
     
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    You are just jealous that I am not sitting on your face!!!! I am in the motel for pete's sake. Can't a gal have any fun on here anymore?

    Love you BIG Hiker!!! :brow
     
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    Bwahhhh ha ha ha. And the window open. 'ere Rose!!!!!!!:eek:utahere

    Love ya..... :):):)

    It's almost my birthday, and I got drunk today...I am in a good mood and ready to partay! Thank goodness I am having my hangover now and not on Monday AM!
     
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    FC, I took the liberty of correcting your typo...:p
     
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    Ya know, it seems to me that we might not yet be using the No-Tell Motel for it's intended purposed...:brow
     
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    Mayhaps She meant that she was at the no-tell for PETERS sake

    Hiker
     
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    Nope, sure isn't! So now I'm gonna walk into the middle of the motel lobby naked with a magic bag of "anything you could possibly use for sex" and see what happens.