No Sex For 2 Weeks!!

Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by MrV, Sep 10, 2012.

  1. MrV

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    Any Advice? Hand Jobs And Blow Jobs Won't Work.

    She Can't Do Them Long Enough To Make Me Cum.

    Jacking Off Is Not The Same. Sexual Tension IS Needed.

    Anyone Have Some Ideas Me And My Wife Could Try To Get Me Off??

    Anals a no go btw.
     
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    What about the actually having sex part?
     
  3. OverSinged

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    The amount of caps in that sentence makes my eyes water.

    Past that, welcome to the club, no idea what to tell ya htough.
     
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    And why can't you simply fuck her? And if you say religion, you deserve blue balls.
     
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    Yea seriously why can't you have sex for two weeks? Does she have an infection? Period? What?
     
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    2 weeks - you poor soul. How about 2 years :ugh
     
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    How bout twice last nite......oh wait, that's not helping.....
     
  8. Dragon_Fire

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    You sound just like my ex. Hand jobs and blow jobs were usually unsuccessful because he couldn't cum that way.

    I got pretty bored with vaginal, vaginal, vaginal and even more vaginal.

    In the end I went off sex with him altogether.
     
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    Why not just wait 2 weeks?
     
  10. Dragon_Fire

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    That's too simple.
     
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    Hahaha! Mine is no sex for 6 months!!!! Miss palm and her 5 daughters must do the job till then!! Oh and the forum for inspiration!! Lol
     
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    If you need to bust a nut, then do what you gotta do or buy a toy she can use on you or you can use like a flesh light or something if waiting 2 weeks is gonna be the end of you. I haven't gotten any in a few weeks cause of conflicting schedules and hectic things going on in life but you don't see me complaining about it...when the opportunity comes to savor and enjoy the act(s)...the better it will be and the happier my S/O and I will be.
     
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    Wish I could say I don't get sex for two weeks. Going on nearly two years with only one time =/

    Honestly, this seems like something you should communicate about with your SO
     
  14. Dragon_Fire

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    If she's had a medical procedure it's understandable to need to go two weeks without vaginal sex. I once had to go four weeks for such a reason and my ex carried on like a baby.
     
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    Yeah, it's 6+ weeks after a C-section, and then there's the lovely waiting period after that. Then, of course, having a baby in the house and bed means we've gone 2-3 weeks at a time without fairly regularly for the last 2 years. But, it's just that much sweeter when we do steal some time away. And it doesn't last forever, either. Baby just weaned, so we have more alone time at night, YAY!!

    As for alternatives to vaginal sex, I'd agree with the idea to try toys. Maybe watch some porn together to get you in the mood and speed things along. Why won't/can't she suck you and give a hand job to make you come? How about something with some more sexual tension, like 69ing or roleplaying? I dunno. Really, I don't think 2 weeks is the end of the world. Give yourself a few handjobs, have her lick you and finish yourself off, or just meditate or something.
     
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    Our doc said 3 weeks after my wife's c sections. My wife was up and around the evening after her C sections and recoved much faster than any of our friends with vaginal births.