Nickname "One Nut"

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  1. majuro15

    majuro15 New Member

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    So, new on the forum here, but thought I'd get it out early.

    I had a motorcycle accident about two years ago and crushed my right testicle against the tank sometime before or after breaking both forearms and tearing three ligaments in my right knee.

    Don't worry, though. This was all before I landed head first into a fire hydrant. From above!

    Anyway, the first surgery they did was to remove my crushed (read: extra two, it split) nut and sew up the bag.

    I was in so much pain all over, I had no idea. Turned out fine though, the other one kicked into overdrive and I still have a health sperm count.

    The best thing was that my nurse for that week sent me home with a blow job just to make sure it was working good. No, I'm not making that up!