Natural remedies no one wants you to know about

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  1. nicelynoosed

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    Taping banana peels to the inside of your suit before a big interview will cool your skin and help you to avoid complimenting the interviewer's tits.

    Filling your mailbox with sugar will reduce the number of bills you receive because, ew, ants.

    Ashes at the bottom of your outdoor grill can be combined with honey, rice krispies, and paste to make a huge fucking mess.

    To keep your Christmas tree green and your floor needle-free, don't cut it down in the first place.

    Screaming softly is an effective response to attacks by mimes.

    If you want to spend less time getting the wrinkles out of your clothes, consider nudity.
     
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    If Jehovah's Witness are a problem, try answering the door naked and invite them in to discuss 'your religion'.
     
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    Woman under 20s that Fuck men in their 40's will never have PMS, put on excess weight, or get wrinkles.

    Really :D it's true
     
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    Got research to back that do ya?
     
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