My table

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  1. HotForHoney

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    Who wants to see my table? I ordered it 2+ weeks ago. The base came and then 3 days later the top came. I was so excited. image.jpg image.jpg image.jpg image.jpg
     
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    That sucks!!!!
     
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    Wow... I'd say get your money back and order from somewhere else. That's some serious bovine fecal matter. :eek:
     
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    You can't fool us. You tried to have sex on that table.
     
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    Or rather - H4H did have sex on it and that's why it's so wrecked. :p
     
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    Someone had a smashing time ;)
     
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    ^^^^ I did apologize and offered to get HFH another table :D
     
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    What you doing over there, its not Thursday?
    Another example of a Ginger crash landing :p
    I think that Rosa must have weakened his undercarriage :rolleyes:
     
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    Sucked all my strength :D
     
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    Just shows that you cannot beat Ikea quantity - somebody does it for you before delivery.

    I told you that you should have waited until I got over there to put it up for you - and see to the table:)
     
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    Good morning Ginger.

    You lucky guy, to have suck-seeded in finding a girl to do sucks things.
     
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    I actually like Ikea :eek:

    They given you back your passport and taken you off the UK's most wanted then :oops:
     
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    I like their hot-dogs and meat balls. They do a good range of Snapps as well - as for their furniture..........

    No passport still retained - thinking of going down the espionage route and applying under another name, or buying a burka (whoops, is that racist).
     
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    Well STUD, not sure she was the one sucking!
     
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    Actually, the table wasn't ikea.

    That's a whole different story.

    Chairs didn't come blast Tuesday I called - said 5-7 days. Didn't come, called yesterday. They are setting up the re-order and I should have them Saturday.
    Then I get an email from the guy the first time saying he set up another order and I should have an email in 7-10 days from the shopping company to schedule delivery. We shall see Saturday what happens.
     
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    I apologise unreservedly to Ikea for mistaking somebody else's crap table as being one of their crap tables.
     
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    Good news.... The table is on back order and won't be in until mid September.

    They said I could get another table or issue a refund. I'm thinking, refund!
     
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    Got to say that I am not impressed by the website - if that table is round then I'm going blind; square/oblong in photo, round in description.
    Is seating for four closed or extended?
    Also I don't like round tables, lots of waste space, also cannot be pushed right against a wall or into a corner if the space is needed.
    Are you going to still go for other chairs?
    Don't like chairs with this set, fixed upholstery not as easy to keep clean, or even 'mood change' as loose pads are.
     
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    It's 39" square closed, seats 4. Opens to 79" rectangle
    I was confused by the round too.

    I'm supposedly getting my ikea chairs Saturday.

    China buffet is this only long, not tall.
     

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