My neihbor is a hooker ?

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  1. JWilder85

    JWilder85 New Member

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    So I was reading this article my friend sent me:
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    and I thought.... wow, I've never tried a hooker. I always thought of it as for guys who cant get it by their own means... So my next door neighbor is a total bombshell. We call her next door Nikki. I asked her to marry me I was seven and we sort of went our separate ways since...

    Anyways... while browsing through ******** I realize holy shit thats my neighbor!

    Should I call her?
     
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  2. melicious

    melicious The Old Maid
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    Neighbor?

    Well, I guess if you're looking for a hooker, and she fits the bill for what you want, then you should call her. But because you used to know her? No, I don't suggest you use this as an excuse for an emotional reunion.
     
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    bighiker2003 Banned

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    I really cant add anything.
    So listen to Mel.

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    dazed-confused New Member

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    What would be the purpose of the call?

    "Hi Nikki, I knew you from when we were kids and got you from a site that lists hookers." Can't imagine that going well.
     
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    Your long, lost, ex,former, old neighbour calls up out of the blue and wants to fuck you because he saw you in an advertisment.....yeah right??
     
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    I can't imagine that she would be very pleased with the call if all you are looking for is using her services!
     
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    Isn't Next Door Nikki a Pornstar?

    Maybe try to get into contact with her and see if she'd ever consider...not being a hooker. Form a strong relationship and keep sex out of your mind for a long time until she feels you really love her and don't just want an easy lay. Then get it on. Ask her to marry you again if you really love her.
     
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    Wow. This is a really bizarre thread!
     
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    Why not??
     
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    It smells this thread does...sniff sniff sniff, yup it does smell....
     
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    I wasn't aware that I lived next door to you. And stop calling me Nikki! (LOL)
     
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    well, my next door neighbor is a porn star.....what should I do...LOL
     
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    It depends. What does she charge? Can you afford it?
     
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    Are you going to eat her holes? I would! I love to eat slutty women.
     
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    Yes, you have proved you are nasty, beyond any reason of doubt.
     
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    Didn't you used to live next door to me.
    I cant pronounce icu89109, So Nikki will have to do.
    Sell me some pussy Nikki.

    Hiker
     
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    mmmmm...talk to me baby...you turn me onnnnnnn!!! cum...sit on my face...so i can lick your asshole and pussy!!:brow