My Last Will and Testament

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  1. Barbwire

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    I know this is as morbid as hell, but meh, it's something to do as I count down the hours until my breast reduction surgery on Wednesday morning and besides, you never know, right?

    I, Cowboy Lover, being of sound mind and clitoris, upon my death do bequeath the following:

    To Heelfetish, I leave my strap on harness and purple dildos that came with it. Stick it where the sun don't shine, baby! ;)

    To Rose, I leave my two Hitachi Magic Wands and all the attachments I have for it. Sure, you may say, "Ick!' right now, but I know, given a box of wine or two, and you'll be all for it. :dgrin

    To Dreama, I leave my Eroscillator and all of its attachments. So far, the thrill of being a newylwed has been enough, but, take my word for it honey, soon enough, a gal needs some serious power tools. :lol

    To LPJammin, I leave my anal lube, 'cause if ever there was a guy that needed something shoved up his ass, it's you, darlin'. :eyes

    To HotWHeels, I leave my 300,000+ Sexbux, because I know that's the only way you will get ahead of FlirtyChick. :p

    To FlirtyChick and BassDude, I leave not a gosh damned thing. You two have it all, already. :cool

    To the rest of the good folks here at SF, I leave my dirty little stories. If you should find yourself with nothing to think about when you masturbate, read them and think of me as you spank off. It has always been my dream to make as many people come as I am able to.

    Signed: Cowboy Lover aka PhenomenalPhonePhucker

    Date: July, 7, 2008

     
  2. Puss_in_boots

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    Morbid as hell, indeed..but a great idea nonetheless. You know we'll all be thinking, praying, and keeping our fingers crossed for you this Wednesday.

    :grouphug
     
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    Thank you sweetie. Lets just hope that you remain alive and fucking when this is said and done. I can always get me some power tools. I can't ever get a new CL
     
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    If we don't talk again before I get back from vacation on the 20'th, I wish you the best of luck and comfort. Remember to close your eyes and face the South East a couple of times a day. I'll be sending my good feelings from the beach. I'll try not to accidentally send a fish. :)
    Rocker
    ...x


    P.S. When you get back on your tits, we want pictures. :eyes
     
  5. FlirtyChick

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    Honey, you are going to be just fine. Just think of how wonderful you are going to feel about yourself when it is all done. Let me know if hubby gives you any trouble and I will come to NY and kick his ass, personally!

    Best to you, Hon!
     
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    Psssht! Stop that rubbish! We will see you back here soon, all prudy and perky titted!
     
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    Would'nt even come close to replacing you baby...so I'll just mind them for you ok:brow
    And I can't wait to see those new boobs either....:boobs

    I'll be thinking of you on Wednesday too sweetie:rose
     
  8. Rose

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    Though I'm touched by your generous offer of your Hitachi Wand collection, I would much rather you bequeath to me all of your discarded boob tissue! Then I could bounce when I do Cowgirl
    - in honor of YOU!
    :boobs
     
  9. HardRocker

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    Aww Rose, you women are as bad as us guys wanting big dicks. My wife thinks her 36Bs are too tiny and I keep telling her they are the perfect size. That's the size they should put in the encyclopedia next to the word Breasts.
    Damn, I gotta go look that up now.

    Oh, Hi there CL. I'm not jacking your thread.
     
  10. cook74

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    Ohhh...I was kind of hoping you would leave me the chair you sit on when you use the computer :dgrin

    You'll be just fine CL. Hugs and best wishes.
     
  11. Barbwire

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    The chair is yours, Cookie baby. I promise not to wash it. :lol
     
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    It's...

    ...always nice to know when someone REALLY cares. :lol
     
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    Hey CL - know you're probably not feeling too hot right now - but I wanted you to know Thorn & I are thinking about you, sweety.
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  14. ninja08hippie

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    I don't like these thoughts. You gave me a sad :(

    Hope your procedure went well and I hope that they got you doped up on something fun!
     
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    I hope you're well, baby! Let us know how things went, ASAP hun!
     
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    So looking forward to having you back with us!
    Loads of love headed your way!