My kind of fantasy football

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  1. AJP

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    In my mind this would be fantasy football. Wife or girlfriend delivering beers to our guests.
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    What happens while I am distracted with the others and the game
     
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    The look as another friend finds out where the others went
     
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    Pretty soon I am the only one watching the game and she sees me walk standing in the doorway
     
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    You vow never again to host for a football game because your friends always leave a mess.
     
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    Somebody had to clean up the mess.
     
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    I could see doing that in the right circumstances - maybe just topless
     
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    Wish you were a friend
     
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    Haha I'm not sure I would actually do this or not but it could be funny ;-)
     
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    I'm guessing not much football would be watched.
     
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    Lol well I'm not sure how long I'd stay topless/naked
     
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    No teasing allowed. Once clothes are off they stay off
     
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    Lol now that changes how likely I am to take them off ;-). If you're not going to watch the game then my top stays on ;-)
     
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    Let's see football game on one hand, topless or naked woman on the other.
    I know what I'm watching
     
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    Lol after a few minutes you'd be used to it and get back into the game ;-)
     
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    Very apparent you don't know me very well lol
     
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    In 'dude' world the order of importance goes generally something like

    Tits
    Sporting events
    Talking about Tits
    Challenging your fellow man to contests that have no practical purpose
    Cars/Explosions/Guns

    after like 200 more items on this list, maybe arrive at talking about feelings and philosophical questions.
     
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    Haha that's what would make actually doing this fun!
     
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    Wouldn't really care what she was serving ;)
     
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    as long as there are naked boobs around, even the biggest male sports fan (assuming they are heterosexual) is not going to give the game on tv their full focus ;-) Topless is a good call Bailey! lol