So it all started with me being raged over gas prices, I ended up picking up a small scooter. You know, those kind that max out at like 45 mph, like a new-school moped. Anyway, I went up to a subway restaurant and parked the scooter on the sidewalk along the restaurant, which wasn't illegal at all considering there was already another one there. Right away when I parked it a man in a taxi cab came barreling down the sidewalk, knocking over parking meters. He screeched to a stop in this 1960's looking taxi cab and proceeded to write me a ticket. After calling him some choice words, we got into a fight. Then the taxi driver went to his trunk and pulled out a bow. So I took off running. Behind the subway restaurant was a large grassy area with large, large strees spread out. I just kept running, and he was shooting arrows at me. I was dodging them matrix style. After he started running he was quickly catching up to me since he was like 6 foot 10 and had a huge stride when he ran. I came to an enbankment and found a pond. I ran down the side and darted into the water. I floated around holding my breath for a minute or two before poking my head above water, which was luckily covered by some lillypads so I was unseen. I then saw him walk away. I climbed out of the water and felt something latch onto my hand. Turns out it was a baby snake. It scared the living shit out of me, so I began to run up the side of the huuuuge enbankment as fast as I could. It seemed everywhere I turned there was another snake. At this point I started to panic. I tripped and fell to the ground, and I felt another snake bite my other hand. When I turned around I saw about 4 of them sitting there coiled up and ready to strike. My instinct was to get away as fast as possible, and in doing so I ended up rolling down the enbankment to the very bottom where the edge of the pond was. I rolled over quite a few snakes on the way, and then got bit by a snapping turtle when I landed on the edge of the water. Then I woke up.