My Dad gave me his porno collection!

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  1. Untamed

    Untamed Verified Gold Member

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    Thought I'd share

    A little over a year ago.. we moved house and my parents were cleaning out ther room.


    My Mum comes across a box stashed under a few things in the closet.

    "Hey what's this crap?".. uncovers old porno videos..

    "Well dear you don't need to have these anymore we should throw them out"

    Dad replies "No, don't throw them out .. Candy might want them"

    Mum says "She wouldn't want them.. what's wrong with you?"

    Dad yells out to me "Hey Candy .. you want these blue movies Mum wants to throw them out?"

    Me "Oh yeah!!! giz a look.. SChweeet!!! Thanks Dad!" *hands them to me..

    Mum "Oh you dirty little bitch" LOL

    *there were only 4 VHS's but It was cool to see oldschool porn

    - A little Dove Tale - Jeanette Littleclove, Tony Montana, Liz Alexandra, Francois, Kimberly Bean, Buck Rogier, Kelli Richards, Jack Rocker and Britt Morgan

    - Prom Girls ~ You'll have a ball - Eva Allen, Shanna McCullough, Megan Leigh, Aja and Renee Morgan

    - Who reamed Rosie Rabbit - Victoria Paris (Rosie)

    - Licking Lesbians.. that I haven't got around to watching yet..
  2. Mittimer

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    My parents have never offered me porn, but i have bought my mother a vibrator lol

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    PORN? My mother doesn't say shit if she steps in it. Never happen with my parents. Cinemax after dark is to far for her.
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    Nah I wasn't embarrassed, we joke around about sex and other subjects related to sex all the time.. especially having spent a lot of time drinking with my parents.. I know a lot of stuff about them .. and them me LOL

    My parents knew that I watched porn as I have bought home a bunch of DVDs before and they asked to see what I got... Mum was like "Hey what's this? we should watch this one dear" *looking at my Dad*

    I look and see that she's holding on to "Pirates" LMAO.. "Ummm that is an X rated one, Mum.. you probably wont like it" She throws it back in the back ike it's covered with spiders

    So they knew already.
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    LOL I pondered doing that for my Mum.
    She told me they hardly ever do it anymore.. and she also told me of a dildo she once had that she really liked. I really don't know what started that convo lol
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    BTW... I was 26 when I was given them.. not like I was a youngin'
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    What a cool story! Thanks for sharing it :)
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    Yep! Especially my dad! :eek:eek
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    hey! 26 is still young!

    thats awesome though. your parents sound like a hoot
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    I inherited a similar collection from my dad. It's nice being open with your parents (even though sometimes you might wish you were a bit more normal) and those oldschool movies are really interesting.
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    If something like that came up in our house, I would take my mother aside and say, "Mama, you're missing the point. Watch them with him."
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    I could almost see something like that happening with my biological dad. No way it would happen with my mom, and I doubt my step dad would engage in that kind of convo with me.

    Very cool though, knowing you can be open like that with the 'rents.
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    My Mom is a real character. I gave her an old Sexual help VHS video. It starred some porn stars demonstrating sexual techniques. It was eating, sucking and fucking. We got a good laugh about it. I bet she's watched it. She says she doesn't get the real thing from the ol' man anymore.
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    ha my dad used to get pissed when he would find our porn, like angry pissed.
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    My mum used to lend me her porn tapes before she moved too far away.

    My dad (divorced from mum many years ago) sends me smutty emails to share with my boyfriend.
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    my mom once found a porno mag of mine and she gave it back with a note saying "hide it better next time"
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    LOL yeah and another time when I was about 12 I found a bunch of pornos hidden under a new house we moved in to. I went to Dad and said "Hey Dad.. look what I found!".. My Dad was like "What the... give me them I might just have to keep them" :p
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    Awesome relationship.
    Never would have happened with my parents but trying to fix that with my kids.
    Specially bought "Sex for the Single Girl" DVD for my daughter when she was 20 and with son #1 19 often joke about sex as he has a gorgeous athletic Swiss GF. Even gave them a complimentary tube of Pjur silicone lube.
    Youngest son 18 yo so private & prudish I would never broach the subject.
    Got to respect folks as they are :(
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    Awesome Mum! :)

    LMAO that would be a funny thing for the future I shall remember that :p

    I'd like to say we have a great perfect loving relationship but like all relationships we still have our little areas of kinks. Getting in eachothers faces.. how I should be discipling my children.. you know. But then we generally love eachother as well which shows through the hard times.