My Christmas present

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  1. Barbwire

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    I was saving for an Eroscillator, but decided to give all my money to my mother because she needs food and medications more than I need a high end sex toy.

    Well, my good deed was rewarded last night. My hubby asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said I wanted an Eroscillator, never once thinking he'd cough up the dough for one. I about fell over when he asked to see the website for them. With shaking hands I clicked on the link and stepped away from the 'puter so he could read up on them.

    Much to my shock he told me to order the deluxe package!!! ($250 with shipping) Woohoo! I just ordered it and it should be here by week's end. Now, how am I going to exercise the self-control I need to not open it up and try it out before Christmas? :dgrin
     
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    Awesome, CL! I came this close *pinches fingers together* to picking up a Feeldoe for Christmas. I decided not to in the end, and my hunt continues for a Hitachi Magic Wand. :D
     
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    Hot-diggity-dog! I can hardly wait to read your report on it, CL. I hope you like it half as much as my wife likes hers! Happy Horny Holidays!
     
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    I've heard that if you open a christmas present before christmas... it will disappear - FOREVER!!!

    So, gawd, girl! Whatever you do, don't touch that box!!! (not YOUR box - you can touch that one all you want :lol )
     
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    Great news CL. I'm with Rose on this..........don't touch till Xmas. Of course, we expect a full report upon said use as well.
     
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    I hope you can hang out till Xmas CL......:D
    But I have this recurring mental image of you holding said package over steaming water to be able to re-seal later......:lol
     
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    Thanks for the idea, HW!

    *looks both ways and quietly puts the iron on the "steam" setting*
     
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    *hf grabs his camera and heads for the airport*
     
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    It's here! It's here!!! [​IMG]

    *come on, CL, keep it together, don't open it, DON'T OPEN IT!!!* [​IMG]
     
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    On a side note, I love your new avatar, CL!
     
  11. Barbwire

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    Why thank you, Mr. Heely.
     
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    Mmmm....thats only about 24 sleeps or 24 days or 576 hours or just over 7600 minutes.....it doesnt sound like very long if you say it fast......:tup


    HW will bet $100 sexbux you cant resist the temptation.......:rofl
     
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    Well, pay up now, big boy. I gave my hubby the package and told him to hide it well. I think he took it to work with him so there's no way in hell I'm going to find it. :lol
     
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    LOL. CL, Hubby has probably already read any and all directions....twice.
     
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    As he was carrying the package into our bedroom, my son saw it and asked what it was. Hubby said, "It's Mommy's Christmas present."

    My son than said, "Is it a saddle?" (which cracks me up because the box is like 6" x 8")

    Hubby then said, "No, but I'm sure she's gonna ride the hell out of it." Then he went into the bedroom and shut the door before my son could ask any more questions.

     
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    :lol That was funny.
     
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    "No, but Im sure shes gonna ride the hell out of it" :rofl....Thats gold....:D
    Of course....you know Ill pay up:tup....but not till after Xmas,:D
     
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    Better sniff the attachments after he brings it back.:lol
     
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    I could only imagine the amount of explaining being done if one of his co-workers stumbles across it.....:brow
     
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    *muses* ... I think there are lesbian porns that start with that kind of 'Plot' ... *continues musing*