First......I would like to thank everyone for all the “Get Wells” it was very thoughtful of you all. My bazaar weekend started off with me and my husband going to our lake house alone for the weekend. To my disappointment Friday night was a no go on sex…........he was to tired from working all day and then having to pack up for the weekend. I understood, even though I was soooo looking forward to the sex. The next day we go out on our boat, listening to the radio having fun…...…but my mind turns to this sex forum…....….I start thinking about all the things I have read, and all the things you guys like your women to do , or wish they would do….....….so I strip down, bare ass naked and lay out on the back seats of our boat. His face expression was priceless when he turns around to say something to me......never found out what he was going to say... He is driving, but keeps turning his head back to look at me, so I decide to give him a show…....…I put one foot on the floor of the boat, the other I bend at the knee…......so he has a very, very good view of me playing with myself. Not more than 5 minutes later he stops the boat, comes to the back and starts fingering me. I thinking…..yes, being on this sex forum has paid off. But before we can really get going, a boat comes by and he quickly stops and tells me to get dressed……..we will finish what we started back at the house. He starts the boat and kicks up the speed so we can get back faster, I get dressed still excited over what has just happened…..and I start to head down the stairs to the cabin to get out stuff together. All of a sudden the boat stops and the force of it throws me down the stairs and I hit the granite counter top. That is how I broke my ribs……and it sucks, I still haven’t got to have sex yet! Anyway……something happened to the motors and they wouldn't start, we had to be towed in by another boat, it took a hour and a half to get back. The medics were there waiting on the dock, he came into the cabin and checked me out, said I was in the first stages of shock. Not only did I have to walk up the stairs, but I had to leap from the boat to the dock……that hurt like hell…..I took about 5 steps then passed out, yeah, I’m a wimp. Well that was my bazaar weekend……….I’m sure I am the only one that needs the bumper sticker “If it wasn’t for bad luck I would have no luck at all”, but I’m wondering if any of you have had something like this happen? Not to this extreme, but something that happened and you couldn’t have sex? Or you where having sex and something crazy happened……like the bed broke, or you fell off the bed…..maybe a chair broke………or a table? Tell me your crazy sex story………….