Now, I admit, this does not include nudity, unless you include my nude (and pale) as hell calves. But, I wanted to show everyone the present that my parents got for me, besides the colorful array of booze. These shoes are so neat and cool, I absolutely love them. I know everyone is probably going to concede that they're ugly-they do look interesting, to say the least. But, they are the most comfortable, form fitting,shoes I've ever put my tootsies in. I just wanted to proudly share my prize with SF, since I'm just weird like that. The only thing I'm not fond of about my shoes, is that they fail to show that I do have ankles. But, I still think they're cool.