Mr. Wiggley

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Juzjon, Jun 23, 2009.

  1. Juzjon

    Juzjon New Member

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    Wouldn't it be cool
    if penis pills could peg
    your little Mister Wiggley
    half way down your leg?

    A mixture of some plants
    concocting special blends
    proprietary nature
    these penis growing trends

    You know they say most women
    polled across this land
    more than just two thirds of them
    prefer a penis grand

    Now each day in our email
    not one, not two, but ten
    spamming all the innocent
    each trying to lure in

    Us men who tout we're average
    that we don't need a pill
    we're happy just the size we are
    a jockstrap we can fill

    Yet still they push and push
    with guarantee they hack
    three inches by the third month
    or your money back

    Be careful what you fall for
    your money they will steal
    and don't believe the promises
    of a non-productive pill

    Instead try to be caring,
    be sexy and romance
    that lady you make love to
    just needs a song and dance

    Be rigid in approach
    be stout in your command
    and she'll shout HALLELUJAH
    as you make your final stand !
     
  2. igor

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    :lol Very good!