Most embarrassing sex incident...

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  1. SWGirl

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    Okay now. We've got threads about what we hate, what rocks our worlds, and about the craziest places we've done it. Now it's time to talk about the things that we wish we could forget :D, or the things we love to laugh about. I've got a few sex-scars and more than a couple funny stories, so let's hear them!

    What's one of the most ebarrassing sexual incidents you've ever had?
     
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    ummmm well I guess a highlight or a lowlight in this case for me would have to be my one and only FMF encounter many many years ago. It was something out of a book...A new GF of mine and I were going out for newyears. Her New neighbor fresh from somewhere in the UK came over blue and lonely. We invited her to with us and she gladly agreed.
    All night different clubs and parties, I had two pretty girls on each arm..Both very hot. The now long ex GF was a dancer.
    Late in the night we went to my house that I had on a lake..The thought was lets go out on the ski boat have drinks and make a ruckus on the lake in the boat.
    ( I had NO idea or devious intent !)
    The two girls were in the back I was up front and could see them whispering..Next thing I knew I was between them each pulling a boot off ...

    Sounds great right !? Well It was save for the fact that for some reason this took me so off guard that my little man decided he wanted no part of it , and refused to cooperate in the slightest.
    UGH I was so frustrated and embarrassed..This had never happened before. And my frustration seemed to make matters worse !

    I blew my one shot I ever had ! Lmao.....
     
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    The first month I moved in with Steve was probably the most ebarrassed I've ever been in my life. He'd been telling me how much he loved how sexually adventurous I was (and we weren't half as kinky as we are now:D).

    On a Thursday, I was going to have to work until after 9 pm on a new case. Nice. Steve was getting home at 7:30 and had to leave for a nightshift at 9:30. I had been incredibly horny and we hadn't had sex all week due to our schedules (though we did manage a phone sex session at lunch one day :)).

    So 7 pm rolls around and all of a sudden I can't work on my computer. Our severs had gone down. Yay!!! I get to go home early! So I jump in my car and race home, determined to be ready and raring to go when Steve walks in. I pull my car in the garage, run inside and strip all my work clothes off. I open up my drawer and take out a sexy lingerie outfit (cupless corset with garters, black stockings with bows, no panties, and black shiney heels all red and black). I get my big 7 inch rabbit out of my drawer, walk through the kitchen into the living room and jump on the couch. I lay down lengthwise on it and start to get "warmed up". I'm playing for a good 5 minutes and I can feel an orgasm coming, but I don't want to have any until I get to have my man.

    Now some layout. The door is on the same wall as the couch, and it separates the living room and the doorway to the kitchen and the rest of the house. I'm laying with my head toward the door, looking up at the ceiling and away from the door.

    I look at the clock and it's going on 7:45 when I hear him pull up outside. I hear him walking up to the door and I'm getting more excited by the second. The door opens and I hear him walk into the living room to turn the lights on. As soon as they come on I look at him as I say, "Come over here and let me suck your d--", it's not Steve. It's his friend Victor. Steve's still in the doorway closing the door before he looks at me: in slutty silk lingerie and heels, boobs out, dripping wet pussy out, fucking myself with a huge vibrator, right in front of him and his friend.

    No one said anything or moved for a good 5 or 6 seconds and the only sound in the room was the buzz from the vibrator (AAAH!). It took everything I had to not run screaming through the house. (Incredibly Calmly)-I pushed the button to turn off the vibrator, took it out of myself, got up on wobbly legs, and walked in between them, through the kitchen to the bedroom heels clicking the floor the whole way.

    I sat on the bed and thought I was going to cry. I put my face in my hands and sat for a second; before I started laughing hysterically for probably a full minute. Afterward, I put a pair of shorts and a sweatshirt on over what I was wearing, and walked out to face the music. I walked up and gave Victor a hug and Steve a big kiss hello and asked them what they were both doing there. Turns out Vic had to work with Steve that night and they were going to eat dinner together before their shift (Go figure). So I told them to go watch tv while I made us all a little dinner.

    We all consistently joke about it to this day. And it always comes up whenever we play "never have I ever".:D

    I don't know how I did it, but they always tell me they were very impressed at how calm I was through the whole thing (they had no idea that I was panicked to DEATH and was just kind of in shock).
     
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    WOW Good one SW ! Lol..
    Much respect for keeping your composure thru that whole thing !
     
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    Nooo! You had a shot at a threesome and didn't get ANY? Tell me you a least did an oral chain or something. How did it end?
     
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    i gave it too this one girl a little too well one night and ended up in the e.r. because her gigantic fucking nails destroyed my back..130 stitches and 175 dollars later it was a horrible night...and the doc wouldnt let it go..i got her number btw but yeah thats probobly the most embarrassed ive ever been about sex
     
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    Back in the day, I briefly dated a male gymnast or, at least that is what he used to be before he got old and addicted to coke. Although his body was ravaged by drink and drugs, he could still do amazing feats of strength like walking upstairs on his hands, doing half a dozen cartwheels ending in flips and contorting himself into pretzel shapes.

    One night, we got drunk and went to a hotel room. I was feeling extra frisky that night and when I came into the bedroom after stripping in the bathroom, I was at a dead run.

    I yelled, "Watch this, you aren't the only gymnast, ya know!" and leapt over his body as he lay on the bed and spun around so I was tits up. Unfortunately, the sheets were very silky and I just kept sliding right past him on my back until I went over the edge of the bed and landed on my head!

    I tried to play it cool, like I'd meant to do that and spread my legs as wide as I could and told him to fuck me. He was all like, "Are you sure? That looked like it hurt."

    I lied and told him I was fine. I don't recall exactly what position he contorted himself into so he could fuck me with my head on the floor and my body on the bed but, fuck me he did. Afterwards, he helped me up and I felt the back of my head and I had a HUGE goose egg. I never told him about it but, because I was too embarrassed.
     
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    i was with my wife as at then we were going out,we were haveing sex in her gran dad house when her uncle work in on us,she bending down and her short skirt up my dick in are pussy.he was like OMG sorry and work out and came back took is suit and work out.we came out of d room and he was like were ve u been.is just so funny.
     
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    OMG! He came back in the room to get his stuff?! That's hysterical. :lol
     
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    When I was 17 having sex with my ex-husband. I heard my younger brother walking up the drive way.. Being my BF at the time has was like "should we stop?" me getting too into and really close to orgasm said "No way, anyway he's not gonna come in" So I'm still riding on top .. fully naked of course .. The door handle turns .. I jump off and grab the blanket covering myself ..in walks my brother "WTF!!!!! get out!" little did I realise I had pulled the blanket off my boyfriend exposing him :p

    That was a pretty embarrassing moment.
     
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    when my mum and brother walked in. i said i was just lying down ontop of her but i dont think she bought it
     
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    I was walked in on a few times in my younger years - with girls and boys. But the most embarrassing was just lately.

    My ex boyfriend was my manager in work (we just hit it off and one thing lead to another) we started shagging, wasn't brilliant to say the least, he seemed inexperienced and awkward. I put it behind me being nervous myself and tried to guide us both through it even though it didn't feel right. About 5minutes in he exclaimed "Your fucking the boss!". Now i know this is a porn fantasy but ohh my god, it turned my stomach. It seemed like it was the last thing i wanted to hear. It turned me straight off (believe it or not)... so being a bit repulsed and my pussy wasn't as wet as it should be, he then said "Am i to big for you babe?". Now this was getting worse by the second and i was just like get me out of here. And then after another 10 minutes, he cum, clicked his back, BURPED! then went to sleep.

    Wasn't too impressed and it was cringey and embarrasing, for both of us.

    Nothing compared to your stories, sorry guys (Y)
     
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    Are you kidding me? You let it go that long? :ugh
     
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    well mine isnt wild like ur guys s lol but about 2 years ago i was with my ex and he was big and kinda thick so we decided to try this lube ( it was a 2 and 1 warming one from KY) well all of a sudden it started to sting /burn lol .This was my first time using lube so I didnt relize women can have certain effects on lubes , but yea that ruined the mood lol
     
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    Cowboy Lover.....the pictures...:eyes
    Do you really think I should embarass myself all over again:ugh
     
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    Come on now..I spilled my guts about a world class fail..lol..
     
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    Well, mine was pretty bad. My face is getting red as I think about it. it was the first time I tried anal with my ex husband. I thought I did a great job being extra clean for the little adventure. Of course it was before I knew about the enema kits :ugh I told him to pull out slow, but like everything else with him, it was way to fast. I ended up frosting him lol. :eek I thought I was going to die of embarrassment.
     
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    I was givng my SO a blowjob and his brother walked in. Apparantly the lock decided not to work.lol
    I was embarassed..but kept on.lol
     
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    Now that's a trooper, you kept going.