Thanks to the landscaping (or lack of landscaping?) by the previous tenant, our backyard is recognized by the county as a "Certified Wildlife Habitat." This is not a joke. With this...um...honor, however, comes mosquitos. When it was time to inaugurate our back yard (if you know what I mean), we had to spray ourselves with mosquito repellant. Lemon eucalyptus apparently. It worked, but we smelled like, well, lemon and/or eucalyptus, which doesn't happen to be one of our turn-ons. Neither does tasting like it, BTW. None of this is the end of the world, but if you happen to have tips on sharing one's sexual playground with mosquitos, please share them here. Please share the tips, I mean. We already have more than enough mosquitos.