Morbid Quotes

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  1. Kermit

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    Get in touch with your dark side lol, name your favorite (or original quotes)

    "when i die i'm donating my body to science-fiction" a variation on a quote from Rodney Dangerfield from "back to school" and discussions with my wife (since not too long ago, my stepdaughter's friend was killed in a car accident) where she told me she wouldn't let me donate my body to science (as a cadaver; no sense in letting what's just gonna rot go to waste) and i replied "what about science fiction?"
     
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    I was in high school when kurt cobain committed suicide, and my homeroom teacher said what the last thing to cross his mind was. We were thinking something profound was gonna come out and Mr Robers said buckshot
     
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    Theres quote in The Shawshank Redemption, where Red is recounting the events in the end, okay heads up SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!! don't try to read the lightly colored font!
    something about hoping the last thing that went through the Warden's head, other than the bullet, was how the hell Andy go the best of him

    but yeah.....that's kinda creepy for a teacher to say to the class
     
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    Should i be creeped out you have an Adolf Hitler quote as your signature?
     
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    I was just teasin. Take wisdom wherever you find it :)
     
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    I had some chinese/german food, an hour later i was hungry for power lol
     
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    I have never killed a man but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure
     
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    I sometimes go to the playground and watch the children. It's fun to watch them jump and scream cause they don't know i'm using blanks.
     
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    "Life is pleasant, death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." - Isaac Asimov
     
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    "Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel."

    - George Appel executed in the electric chair in 1928.
     
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    Walt Whitman
    Nothing can happen more beautiful than death.
     
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    Great quote~:lol
     
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    "Total paranoia is just total awareness."- Manson
     
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