Misinformation game

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  1. ninja08hippie

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    Ask me any question, and I will answer it in a detailed, funny, but completely wrong information about it.

    Q: What is Barney Stinson's job on How I Met Your Mother?

    A: Although the show has never let it be known, he in officially a "business liaison." He is the legitimate guy who goes with the guy who doesn't officially exist and makes sure that all the paper work is signed the right way if things go well and shred them and cover the trail if they don't.

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    What is the proper method for killing a vampire?
     
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    Vampires are immortal, although the part that roams the Earth can be killed. When a vampire choses, he can materialize on Earth to spread his gene, he takes the forms common in movies. This form can be dispatched by plunging a steak through it's heart, which then transports back to it's dimension of origin.
     
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    What is the purpose of meaning?

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    To define the meaning of purpose.
     
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    The purpose of meaning is to be able to define everything around you, so that the church knows how to properly persecute intellectuals who dare speak of real meaning.
     
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    was that a misinformation

    :lol
     
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