I frequent a "chat with strangers" site called omegle. You run into bots and all sort of things, I guess I wanted to make this thread to maybe document the exchanges that I find most memorable. Stranger: helloo Stranger: 18 f you? Me: What's going on? I'm 20, male. Stranger: are you horny? Me: I said male, so yes. Permanently. Me: it's sort of my curse Stranger: wanona see me plmay on cam? Me: Wanona? Hmmm. If you're one of those bots that doesn't spell anything right for anything, link me to a suspicious site and spell everything wrong. Stranger: yay! go hfere (k: "http://wpurl.us/4z44" Stranger: if u lrikqe what u see add me! Me: Yep. A bot. Stranger: && i'll invitpe you to my private strleam Me: Actually, I take back what I said. I'm no longer permanently horny. You lifted my curse. Stranger: my account there is cassirX69 Me: That made me flaccid, congrats. Stranger: gogo! Me: Nono! Stranger: i will meet you tlher Stranger: i'll be waitjging for you You: You can't meet me "tlher" you idiot. Stranger: byeee You: Fuck whoever programmed you, bot.