Men are like......

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  1. johnnyangel694u

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    Hopefully this was never posted before.

    1. Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
    2. Men are like.Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
    3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
    4. Men are like .......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
    5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
    6. Men are like ..Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
    7. Men are
    like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
    8. Men are like ..Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
    9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
    10. Men are like Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
    11. Men are like Snowstorms ........ You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
    12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
    13. Men are like Parking Spots .... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
     
  2. Ryan

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    :lol I resent that!
     
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    I needed a good laugh. :)
     
  4. johnnyangel694u

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    I'm glad I could help.:D
     
  5. Bella

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    Finally, a man who truly gets how rotten he is! :rofl
    JK! Johnny, it was hilarious! :)
    ~Bella
     
  6. johnnyangel694u

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    Believe me I know. My wife tells me all the time.:ugh
     
  7. Bella

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    I'm sure! :lol
    ~Bella
     
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    Lol heheheheh
     
  9. loveit247

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    That just depressed me with how true it is!
     
  10. isthatright

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    Good one lol
     
  11. LaVitaDolce

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    That's cute! I love # 13. :)
     
  12. Dreama

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    12 was great.
     
  13. chriskp

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    lol 13 was good.. XD
     
  14. pussycat69

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    LMAO.Too funny.
     
  15. Andy

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    lololo
     
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    #13 is great