Measuring problem

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  1. Cristian001

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    I have a little problem (somewhat funny):).
    Can someone tell me how can I measure my penis when it's not erect ? What's the problem: it could be measured easily when erect, but not when it's not erect. Even if I hurry, I can't take him by surprise (my penis of course) so when I try to measure it, it's already at least half-inflated or fully inflated. Even just thinking that I want to measure it and it's already erect.:)
    I look forward ideas (even from the girls) though I lost all my hope. (Maybe I need someone to measure it when I sleep??):lol
     
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    Why do you want to do this? Penis lengths are always referenced by the size when erect, not un-erect. It's the only way to do an accurate comparison. When it's un-erect it can go from basically zero (all the way inverted) to it's full length.

    The only reason I can think of for measuring is so you know how big you actually are in comparison with others. Mine is slightly over 6 inches fully erect, and girls constantly tell me I am so big, sometimes it's hard for a girl to even fit me inside of them. I think men tend to over exaggerate about their penis size, average my guess is 4 to 5 inches fully erect.
     
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    Punch yourself in the nuts and measure it. You'll be in too much pain to get hard and you could adequately measure it then.

    Or ya know, you could just not measure it when it's soft.
     
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    How not erect do you want it to be? Maybe you should measure it when you're in a cold shower for maximum shrinkage.
     
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    Yeah, cold shower or bath. When you jerk off and cum, does it die down?
     
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    Never really wanted to measure my soft state... Varies so much with room temp and mood.

    Always told my partners "don't worry, I'm a grower not a shower" usually gets a giggle and a statement "let's just see how much he grows" lol
     
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    A lot of guys measure it the same way you measure a dogs tail, from the asshole out to the tip.
     
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    :rofl
     
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    Of course this could create a whole new fetish for the poster...:eek:lol
     
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    Lol! i would never want to shame myself like that. Yeeaaaah check this 1.2 inch half roll of lifesavers! My question is why? Just because?
     
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    Make yourself cum good and rest a bit, then try when soft and not ready to go for a while.
     
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    still trying to understand why any man would want to know how SMALL his penis can be ?????? lol
     
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    Modesty? Element of surprise? Before and after difference?
     
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    Measuring how much he's a grower or a shower?

    Small penis humiliation?

    Measurements for ordering a cage?
     
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    @ Christian001: it is to funny to answer :lol
     
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    lol are you joking here?

    All those surveys with all those flawed results! :D
     
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    I would assume you want a flaccid measurement for fitting a penis cage. You want a penis cage to be completely filled when flaccid so the the penis can not have an erection. Messure the penis after an ejaculation when it has gone down. That is also a good time to put the cage on right after an ejaculation.
     
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    Looks like this is an old thread, but you could just take a tailor's measuring tape, set it on the top, then let the tape hang to the tip of your cock and see what the number is.
     
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  20. BaileyB

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    I think the real problem is guys always want to measure their penis
     
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